Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

[CalamitouslyWrong]

A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

Is Luke pissed, do you think?

Luke knows he's out of the competition I think

Black parcels
Gregg and John struggling with praise

Pasta in spicy soup doesn't turn me on.

Uurgh I wish John wouldn't stick his tongue out several minutes before his fork arrives in his gob......not pretty

'The smell of your bisque is intoxicating'.

Femfresh's new advertising slogan.

JustAbout - yep, I predict that the Universe will come to regret it if Luke doesn't win tonight...his evil plans know no bounds (as long as he can knock them up 'on the fly')

I can't help but hear Luke's bisque as a euphemism.

It's the same food for every feckin' course.

Pmsl at balls

We have a crumb though.

ballsballs

selks I had never noticed the tongue thing before and now I will never not see it, cheers :)

I don't want to sniff Luke's bisque.

The samosas have killed it Luke.

Oh dear.....poor Luke, he knows he's out of it now

At ballsballs

He's definitely drunk and Greg is not impressed.

Luke's out. Bring on Ping I think.

How are they going to stretch this out until 9-30?

The mighty Ping will crush them all

@ Just!

C'mon Ping the Merciless. :)

Sad music.

Stop it balls, I'll have to dash to the bog again.