Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

Why the fuck would Luke experiment in the final

I think an air is a foam with even less bloody substance.

ohwhat, snap

tea, you've mainly missed the life stories, so not much of interest

Arrogant twonk, Luke

Modified Gyoza in the form of tortellini. Arf! The samosa is essentially Gyoza in a different shape.

We have squid ink pasta. I hope he wins 'on the fly'.

Think air must be more airy and foam more wettish, dunno.

Fancy not trying it out before hand.

More bloody pasta from Luke. Too samey mate. Yes, your fillings are different but it's still ravioli

Oh dear, think Luke is headed for disaster

Thanks Halsall and coffee

Not rhubarb gyoza then?

I fucking hate those deep fried rice balls.

Luke certainly likes food encased in carbs.

Worried about Luke's instincts

Did you see Gregg the Egg holding his jacket lapels open with his thumbs? I thought he was going to start dancing.

I'm quite glad I missed the life stories. That's just filler.

Luke, Luke, Luke

Master chef is littered with the corpses of people who chucked it together at the last minute and haven't cooked it before

Greg looks like a bouncer

Drum workshop over

Well, it's rhubarb samosa. Which is a big, deep fried, triangular Gyoza.

Luke'll be back next year and they'll be telling us about his Gyoza van.

balls, Gregg just needs a Pearly King costume and maybe a chimney-sweeper's brush......

Oh Jack is looking good

That foam looks like cuckoo spit,

Ping brought a cone - cheating surely

Poor old samphire hasn't had a look in this year.

The squid ink Gyoza tortellini look horrible.

Did you see Gregg the Egg holding his jacket lapels open with his thumbs? I thought he was going to start dancing.

'Gregg's Getting Married in the Morning. Again'