Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

[CalamitouslyWrong]

A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

More air

Excellent I turn on and find Gorgonzola ice cream.

They've never liked anyone's cheese ice cream yet.

Hi calam. You've missed very little.

I have never heard of cheese icecream, sounds gross

My favorite hams in the world
Hark at hammy ham man hamming it up

Where will they go after air? An 'imagining'?

'garnished with an imagining of unicorn belly'.

Wagooo beef? I thought it was wagyu.

Dunno. I'd imagine you could make nice ice cream with Philadelphia in it.

Ds1 loves haggis bolognaise lasagne. Apparently his dad makes it.

And star of the dish!

Greg isn't keen on the sound of Jack's main.

An imagining of unicorn belly would be better than air. At least it would be imaginary.

rank smelly ice cream

I do so wish that the final was something more interesting than cooking 3 courses. For John and Gregg. Again.

Need someone famous. A hot chef or mean critic or something. Monica maybe. Hot and mean. Yowza.

@ unicorn belly

In chez fuckery tonight there is slightly farty air.

Has Greg realised that they always complain if people play it safe. That was ping's mistake on Monday.

WHY HAVE THEY FANNIED AROUND WITH THE PROGRAMME TIMES AGAIN?

Apols. But honestly. I just turned over and it's halfway though!

anything exciting happened?

Tortellini, is that Italian goysu?

Anyone know (or care) how an Air differs from a Foam?

Luke can't pronounce any of the dishes he cooks. It is worrying.

Anancini
Tortolini
Rhubarb samosa

Pizza express meets The Taj Mahal

I'd stuff. Luke's done a mad last minute menu invention thing.

But at least he hasn't put Gorgonzola in ice cream.

Luke's doing a modified gyoza in the form of tortellini 3 ways. No air though, shome mistake, shurely?

PS someone tell him how go pronounced 'arancini'

I despise pin stripe suits. Only dicks wear them.

nothing happened.
All air and faffing around.