Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

she couldn't make a bloody decent tuille yesterday

Emperors new clothes innit air

Yeah but they all really liked the neon orange potatoes.

Blimey, sounds as though no-one else has a chance against the mighty Ping.

Chicken covered in crisps seems very Bella magazine recipe circa 1986

Ping The Merciless

I do like that Ping is doing a lot of Malaysian food (- her heritage food anyway)....it's an amazing cuisine, well, cuisines in the plural really, not much known about in the west and should be known more over here, it's fantastic (talking from experience - I have a Malay daughter in law )

squoosh it really does

Cremola

'air' is beyond parody. There are no jokes to be made.

Oh gosh, Greg snogging anyone's face off is a horrible thought

those tuilles are far too thick.

Look how big their kitchens are!!

Gregg fuck the fuck off

Does your DIL cook for you selks? I love Malaysian food.

I make chicken in tortilla crumbs thank you! (Dcs love it) not high cuisine though.

Selks, one of my best friends in Malaysian so I hear you

Evening folks.

more 'air'!

Thyme air.

Air again?

Air is so passé now, don't they know?

Cheese ice cream!!

More bloody air, ridiculous