Are we communing for BGT or what?

[HoneyDragon]

Anyone want to join me on the Sofa?

I've missed every act so far

Uuuuuuuuuurgh

Which one per cent of you isn't troll NinetyNinePercentTroll? :)

Why do a lot of you not like Amanda Holden?

Peter Stringfellow mark II.

She started it Neil.

Okaaaaaaaay

Simon can't understand the concept of being in love with someone for 30 seconds, let alone years.

Can't stand Amanda Holden nor Alesha Dixon. Yuk

OMG

They're like this on karaoke on holiday.

Somewhere a Mumsnetters grabbed the cat that shat on her lawn....

Or it's a badly played fiddle?

Oh dear.

Um, glad it's not me he's in love with. What must his poor wife have to listen to?

His outfit is as white as Simon's teeth.

Oh I feel sorry for him :(

Is anyone British?

Eh? I thought he was Greek, not French?

He's drumming upside down? How do cymbals work?

Is that a man?

The nail on my little finger, left hand.

(It's actually part of a quote from a poster on an MN thread where she said something along the lines of these days MN being 99% troll)

Simon's got very giggly this year.

Why are Simons hands white and his arms brown