Made in Chelsea back next week!

[Scarletohello]

Weirdly I only got into this last season. Watched one episode and got hooked! Fortunately E4 have been showing the earlier episodes so I'm catching up. I thought I'd hate it but it's so compelling. All they do is shag each other, cheat on each other, break up and gossip about each other. It's a fantastic soap opera and all the girls have amazing swishy hair!

Excited about the new series, anyone else?

Haha, yeah wtf is all that about??

Oh squoosh that was quality! But if she doesn't start rattling out vertebrae at the rate of knots she would almost deserve it.

'I need a tour guide' suddenly equates to 'do you want to have sex' does it Nostrils? Bugger. I missed a trick there. If I'd have known that, I'd have allowed myself to have been ravaged by my friend's cousin. As it was I walked his feet off for 10 hours making sure he saw everything. No wonder he was glowering. I hadn't figured on him maybe wanting to get bendy instead. And it would have stopped him from getting blisters...

Is Spenny channelling Swiss Toni?

I'm away down the shops to get a hat. It seems necessary.

And some camomile tea/flower remedy ready for next week. Binky the booby is going to do my swede in.

I actually feel quite sorry for Sam

He doesn't seem to quite fit in with the other bois. None of the girls are interested. He's become a bit of a pathetic character.

I'm disappointed in Stevie but I do think it's all staged with Stephanie. Saying that, Riley's expression seemed genuine when she heard, I thought she was going to cry!

Spencer is disgusting. So low. But Alex is actually lower! How can he be angry at Spencer for telling Jamie? He makes my skin crawl. What a nasty specimen.

And poor Lucy. She seems quite lonely at the moment. I wonder why she fires Riley next week though?

I would assume she fires Riley cos Jamie is chasing her. (jealous)

Hi all. Been reading this thread, and felt I just had to comment.
In the preview of next week did I really just see Binky slagging off Lucy to SPENCER!!??!!
And then call her what sounded like 'fing CNT'.
She was one of my faves, but now I think she deserves all she gets re. Alex.
Nasty ungrateful little cow....
And breathe!!...

Tragic that this series has been almost entirely Boring Binky and Alex. Her mother should give her a good shaking, what a pathetic girl.

I long to take shears to her ratty extensions and Alex' ice cream cone hairdo!

Fat Fonzy looked like he'd been using babylis big hair.

I don't think Lucy would sack whatsername over Jamie. I think something else must happen.

I think Bink's change of heart and attack on Lucy is because she gets baby with Alex.

I love it when people explain that reality shows aren't 100% genuine as if it were some kind of revelation.

Some of the relationships are real and some aren't: Sophia and Francis wasn't genuine, Stevie and Stephanie looks very staged. Splouise was all too real in its car crash awfulness, and Louise is still obsessed with him. Hugo and Milly was real for the short time they were together because I know someone who knows Milly. And I saw Alex & Binky together in the King's Road, and they were def dating at the time. Why she would even stand next to him let alone kiss him I don't know.

Fat Fonzy - was my exact thought, down to him looking 10 years older than the other kidz.

'I love it when people explain that reality shows aren't 100% genuine as if it were some kind of revelation.'

I wasn't sure you knew, from what you were saying you appeared to be taking the whole thing very seriously.

Obviously the show and its relationships were more genuine in the first couple of series', whereas now it's clearly stage managed by the producers.

Finally watched Monday's last night. Well well well what is there left to say?

Sam - immature
Toff - her voice makes me think a gazillion roll ups meets Sloane Ranger
Spenny - keep it in your pants nympho
Christiane - gonna get crushed by Spenny
Jamie - quite liked him this episode
Binky - why art thou hair such a grease mop?
Alex - what funny legs you have? No girl should ever date you ever
Stevie - you're taking advice from Nostrils? WTAF?
TT - sack your stylist

Roll on next week!!!

Did you see Cristiane's face when they were talking to Spencer about his orgy with Alex - she did not look impressed!

I don't care if it's real or not and I too wonder why people feel the need to point it out, do you think it makes you more intelligent or something? As opposed to us dimwits or really get into it and like talking about it. I prefer to believe it's pretty real and no amount of instruction to the contrary will make me think otherwise.

Anyhoo, Steph and Stevie make me laugh.

Stevie "I don't usually wear green"

Steph: "you're so brave"

I don't actually think Stevie is been THAT bad, he met someone he liked better and ended things with Riley. These things happen.

Sam is growing on me, feel a bit sad for him and I suspect his lack of success with the ladies is going to be a life long issue for him.

Binky. You know it's fine to get back with your boyfriend (the cheating mofo!) if you believe with all your heart that it won't happen again. What it isn't ok to do is turn against your lovely friend who cries over how hurt you are and also call her awful names. Binks you're a cow but it's not entirely your fault because you're entwined in a very toxic relationship.

Spencer seems to think that a dinner, lunch or Prada handbag will make amends for any amount of terrible behaviour and let's be honest so far that seems to be true.

Love Jamie and Lucy.

What's with the attitude? Not everybody does release these programmes aren't genuine, doesn't mean they are thick. Nobody called you thick or even suggested it.

I think any time someone points out that it's not real you know? they are thinking it's because some posters don't have the awareness to know it. On every single thread about these "reality" programmes, someone feels the need to point it out. Why is that?

Oh and I didn't use the word "thick". I find it a really unpleasant word.

I used to enjoy this thread.

Me too squoosh.

Nooooo! Let's please not turn this thread into a bunfight, were all friends here united in our passion for the characters we love to hate...

Have a ( pretend ) Prada handbag and kiss and make up! :)

I'm still holding out for a Mark Francis spin off etiquette series.

MF should not be allowed to drive. He was awful.

This thread keeps dropping off my threads I'm on list so just checking back in

I still enjoy the thread although it seems less witty than it once once but that is perhaps a reflection of this dismal series.

Not really enjoying this series as much as the last 3 .....I was fashionably late to the MIC party.

Sam is growing on me although he has no social skills to put his points across and they always dismiss him. I think he was persuaded by his needy sister to take part in this show but doesn't know how to act the part and just is amazed by what's really going on.

Spencer is terrible but I can see the attraction as long as you look but don't touch

Lucy is great and long may she be like that.

Binky is a pain this series and totally changed from last series. She needs to get some self respect and get rid of Rosie as a hanger on.

Lego man needs a reality shot and he has gone way down in my opinion.

Wonder why biscuits is taking a bit of a back seat in this series. Do you think he has realised what a prat he has made of himself in the past and is trying to correct it now.

Right. I'm all set for tonight. Got my fedora and am wearing puce, which is considerably braver than green I feel. Especially given that I have the arse size of all the mic girls combined.

I think I might see my puce covered arse if Binky upsets Lucy again tonight.

I'm not keen on bunfights either scarlet. I am keen on buns. I've eaten my share of buns. Hence the size of my arse.

I am also quite keen on MF's fancy hankies. And a prada handbag. I just don't want to have to service Spenny for one

I just ran behind the boys in ravens court park!!! I knew it was Jamie Laing ffs!!!