Made in Chelsea back next week!

[Scarletohello]

Weirdly I only got into this last season. Watched one episode and got hooked! Fortunately E4 have been showing the earlier episodes so I'm catching up. I thought I'd hate it but it's so compelling. All they do is shag each other, cheat on each other, break up and gossip about each other. It's a fantastic soap opera and all the girls have amazing swishy hair!

Excited about the new series, anyone else?

And I think it's safe to say that Spencer will be pursuing Stefanie with more Prada handbags a vengeance next week, now that someone else is showing an interest in her.

Was it just me or did Alex say he couldn't remember if he'd slept with any of the girls because he'd been 'snorting' ? Checked out subtitles and it just ignores that last part if the sentence - would explain a lot. He never really looks all there - I just assumed he was a bit dim but it would explain his blackouts.

I started watching from S6 and have been catching up ( only from 3). My faces are Lucy, Binky, Mark Francis.
I quite like Proudlock and Francis.

The men fight over girls like they are the last sherbert fountain in the tuck shop. They only have feelings in comparison to competition with each other. The girls (Rosie, Vicky) have such double standards when it comes to what boys and girls are allowed to do. Boys will be boys and girls are sluts .

Spencer is horrible, I really don't understand any attraction anyone has for him.

I felt so sorry for Bink's. Her face fell when she saw TT and Lucy together. Good on her for slapping Alex - bad that she'll probably still go back there. She was right to call Spent out on his lack of support. Double blow for the orgy being Alex and Spencer. He totally threw Alex under the bus and was always going to double cross him.

Loving the nicknames Tiny Tears and Biscuits.

Need a Champagne

Spencer and Alex having an ORGY?!? Maybe it'll turn out that they actually banged each other. Awks.

Lucy in the razor advert is really funny. I know they are posh but put of context its 100% times more plummy. It sounds put on.

Just watching behind the scene with Bink's and the mini me DC. She seems such a genuine good egg.

I know I am the only one probably in the minority here but I'm not feeling the good egginess of Binky at the mo. I am sorry she has been cheated on but her treatment of Lucy was more of the 1000-yr-old egg variety.

And oh yes Marceline - Spenny is repellent. I would probably choose to eat a dozen of those auld eggs instead of letting Spenny anywhere near my hooha.

I still can't get my head round the orgy storyline. The mitten stories are getting worse week by week and it is getting a bit grim. I'm going to have to drench one of Mark Francis's pretty pocket squares with smelling salts in preparation for the next revelation.

Or I could just sniff a fermented egg...

When Alex is on screen, I don't hear what he says. I just look at his hair... it seems to be moving forward rather than growing.

Also, has anyone else noticed that Cheska is morphing into Ke$ha?

I think he said slaughtered (i.e.: very drunk) whatevermaycome.

whatevermaycome twitter agrees with you that Alex said he was 'snorting'! What a dimwit to blab that on TV.

Cheska gets a lot of flak but I think she's a good egg overall. I do think though that she looks like a Sloane Ranger who has been teleported to modern day Chelsea from 1988.

I'd love to sort her hair out though. And her eyeliner. And her wardrobe.

Thanks, I thought I'd imagined it ! Could be snorted or slaughtered ( hadn't thought of slaughtered) and e4 with subtitles didn't include it (sad I know to check) x

I wouldn't go near Spencer Matthews with someone else's hoohar.

As women get wise to him he shops younger. He is going to be one of those dirty auld geezers with a 70 year age gap with his girl of the moment.

Not dettol bath; a domestos bath and hazmat shower as shown in Silkwood. I still wouldn't. queasy at the thought.

On watching the clip about 10 times, I'm pretty sure it is slaughtered.

This bothers me as snorting would go some way to explaining his constant Beaker expression. And if he was off his face he could be forgiven for thinking that the creeping mess that is sprouting from his head looks good.

Do you think they really use the term "hook up" off camera, or have they been told to say it?

Look at Alex's instagram page. Not in the slightest bit vain is he?

instagram.com/alexmytton

I might've broken my eyes imagining Spenny and Mitten on the nest...

But squoosh's link to his exceedingly vain instagram page has convinced me that Mitten is a genetic mutation of Tre from rhonj. Same eyes. Same level of delusion and denial.

And same hairline.

Absolutely squish, what a dick.

Sorry, squoosh auto correct!

Hi ladies long time lurker, can I join?

Just catching up on last nights episode. God i want to shake Binky until her teeth rattle! She was one of my favourites but she must have no self respect. It's quite sad really.

Also am I alone in loving Jamie a little bit? Especially for confronting Louise. I also agree with the previous poster who pointed out her tragic fashion choices. I've been thinking that all series!

Jamie was arrested this weekend for being a twat on a train !

Marking place. Just getting back into it all, missed this whole series

It's ridiculous now. His hair. I just want to get my scissors out and de-clump him. Surely he will need a neck Brian e if it goes on much longer?

Binky, stop being a tool, he has shown you what he thinks of you by shagging 4 other girls and having an "orgy" with Spenny .

Sam. Creepy.

I've just watched it on catch up.

The most cringeworthy moment wasn't the slap or Mitten's stupidity, surely it was Sam warning off Spencer. They were speaking about the girls as if they weren't present and were just to be divided up amongst themselves. He's really odd and presents very badly (Sam), his reactions are peculiar and coupled with his pasty face, well, perhaps he has also been 'slaughtered' a lot lately.

What up!!! (Does anyone really actually say that??)
Sam is just so totally inappropriate discussing that girl with Spencer right in front of her - and she and her friend just let them talk about her like she was a piece of meat. How humiliating!
He had obviously been told to lob his drink at spencer it was very awkwardly done.
As for Alex and Binky.... Zzzzzzzzzzz!!!!
So over it!!

Does Mytton remind anyone else of Robyn Thicke?