CBeebies dinner party invite list

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Byron Wordsworth
Bloke from Doodledo
Pete from boogie beebies
Sid
But no DP, cos he'd be next door with ...

Poy
Sarah Jane
Eva

Justin and Srah Jane would have to sit outside with a bottle of Vimto and a packet of Discos.

The woman from Razzledazzle will have an injunction on her preventing her from coming within 3 miles of the venue, as I fear she will suck up all the dinner with her cavernous nostrils.

Can't believe noone has mentioned PC Bum. He can be there as security, and if anyone dares step out of line he can batter them with his magnifying glass and badger picture

BTW, Spencer from Balamory will be with me. He can make my little eyes go pop

Pete from boogie beebies would just keep repeating himself.

Yes, and his unfeasibly small limbs would prevent him from eating.

"hey monkey ,hey monkey "

I'd also ban the freaks from Fab Lab. That Prof is far too sinister for my liking, and the pixies need beating to within an inch of their sorry little lives

No way is Mr Tumble coming ,he has to get passed me first!

the Shiny Show crew would have to stay away too, as I fear the guest may ride roughshod over who has the most shinies.

Banning sarah? from razzledazzle. her voice is MORE irritating than sarah Janes!! It makes feel like crying!!
Would deffo have Sid and his gentle well spoken voice. (Hes my fav, and he read out my DDs Bday card!!
Dh would have Poi
Have Byron there too, especially wearing his shades late at night!!

I would have the bloke from doodledoo at the head of the table he makes me pmsl. I'd have to ban sarah Jane unless I could get her extremely pissed and laugh at her and would also be a bit dubious about inviting the guy (think he's patrick) from Razzle Dazzle who emphasises all his words as I find him creepy.

I like the current invite list (and not-invited list) but can we have Charlie and Lola, too? Even if they are animations?

Oh, and that lovely bloke who was Captain Jack in Dr Who - he qualifies because he read a bed-time story once. Yum.

edam, I'm not sure about Charlie and Lola as they are children, and this is definitely a grown up's drink-lots-and-fall-over party. However, I have a lot of respect for Charlie and Lola's parents - how they seem to have this parenting thing worked out so perfectly that their children just bring each other up but still have loads of respect for their parents. So the parents can come instead. Hmmm, if animations don't actually exist, what about the unseen parents of animations ... should this actually be on the philosophy thread?