One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

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part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

I a fan of Father Jack .

RIght, had a shower - was honking after the gym. Then realised I could go a pony tail with my pubes so had to tame that. No one has looked at it since 6 months ago and before that for 4 3 years .

Anywayz, I had a dream list night that PC was filming DW and I was an extra there to dance with him. And he kissed me twice whilst twirling around some big posh attic sort of room. Then I got confused because it wasn't in the scene so he must have liked me but then I remembered he was married so more about that. I am irresistible though.

all in all a good night I guess.

I dance to the theme music every week whilst sitting on the settee . I even have a little jig when I'm watching with headphones on on the iplayer during my lunch at work

Mojave desert you say Mavis?

12 yrs. Early 20's - 35. Dd 8. Number of shags since dd, less than 8.

Wouldn't mind but apparently I'm not a munter. Though have obviously truly doubted this.

I thank you for your input on those threads . Have lurked on just a few myself. and still do in moments of doubt and fear

Mavis. Love. If you ever want to chat about the confidence/self esteem boosting merits of a sexless 'marriage' then get the gin in and we can compare lows.

At least we're free now Mavis. Love.

COCKS FECK ARSES TITS

Ooh sorry! I see the conversation has moved on slightly since I started typing/eating/drinking/watching telly at same time.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THE CONVERSATION - AS YOU WERE. I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE RIDING PORTHOS. WE'RE PLAYING NAKED RODEO IN THE CORNER.

OH AND IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO MENTION.....

I'VE NEVER WATCHED DOCTOR WHO.

NOT SINCE CHILDHOOD ANYWAY.

AS YOU WERE.

WE'VE JUST DONE TEQUILA SHOTS AND NOW I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT REVERSE COWBOY, BLINDFOLDED, NO HANDED.

bottoms up

Am too busy watching Gogglebox.

Oh Hannah if it weren't for our fighting over Athos (of which I will clearly prevail) we could be BFFs.

Down with the useless X-H/DPs!

Down with the Musketeers leather hose (and all the strapping) Release to Goods!

Oh and p.p.p.s

I'd bang Father Jack.

Yeah Mavis you would so get it if we were in the same country.

I'd take you down the local, buy you a kebab on the way home, and get off with you on your front door step and try to charm my way in, where I would bang your brains out

Oh look, it's d'Artagnan

A kebab you say?

Oh, look out, Aramis is about to pick up a baby. (consults non-existent spreadsheet) I can't remember who is this is relevant too????

Hanna oh god they should do a Gogglebox musketeers special with US in our houses!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Come on Channel Four I DARE YOU!

How cute are those fucking bunnies? Still a bit feathery/stroke-y though.

I started that last post as I was about to tell Hannah the Spanner off for NEVER WATCHING DOCTOR WHO! I thought we were the same you and I. I THOUGHT WE WERE AS ONE!

Yes, I know you're the Queen of France and everything, but I need to preserve my strength for LetUsPrey. She's insatiable. However, if you could just let her have your tiara which she covets very much, that would be great

Oh hi! I'm the new guy. I don't even know my name yet or if I'm good or bad (probably bad) but I've heard about MalcolmTuckersMistress is a sort via the Cardinal and I'm here to have a go. Yes I look A LOT like Worzel Gummidge, but that doesn't MATTER.

Oh yeah! Last seen sat next to Olivia Coleman

Yes but, MTM, imagine the joy I have brought into your life now that you have someone to initiate in the ways of the Doctoorrrrrrrrrrrr oorrrrr oorrr

I didn't say I didn't like it. Just that I'd never watched it.

We are the same. I'm just you, before the Doctor, and now you get to relive the whole joyous experience that is being a fan from the first awakening, through the medium of my body me.

Now get your kit off bird, and prepare your phone box for invasion by my big fat dalek.

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO BACK OFF ATHOS. HE CANT TAKE MUCH MORE SHAGGING! He has shot so many times he's dehydrated and his life is in immediate danger.

That so should read Gelth. But I shall forgive you

Without wanting to get too far away from The Boys, I do so love Doctor Who. It's the whole Mad Man in a Box with the promise of all of time and space. Really. Who could resist?

Come on. Hannah, let's have one more look at his Flumpy Edmonds face! You can have lovely memories and horny thoughts rolled into one!

(Get Netflix and watch DW from Eccleston)

Doctor Who is just magical!

OgH god, MTM the vulnerability. The leather. Mainly, the leather.

Is that it?! The thread has not moved on since my last post.

MTM have you seen my dream . slurp