One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

I'm sure there must be plenty of more important issues to discuss. And hasn't the whole 'shock horror mums can swear and be a bit rude' thing been done?

I mean, seriously, how many of the people writing or reading those kinds of articles aren't either related to such a woman, or haven't heard/been involved in those kinds of conversations with a woman themselves at some point?

How ridiculously outdated.

We're in too balls deep already girls, if that kind of shit is going to go down.

So let's go out with a bang [cock] [arse] [fanny] [BJ] [rimming]

p.s I love Matthew Wright and The Wright Stuff and I've seen him do the odd bit of leching over the years himself, so would be complete double standards from him. But he wouldn't give two hoots anyway. He'd just follow a newspaper story and play devils advocate.

I'd love it if they did an article. I'd call in to speak. But when they phoned me back I'd say "muffle muffle, sorry Matthew, can't speak right now, I've got a mouth full of Muskecock muffle muffle"

so would you still rate them in your current order here?

I do hope at least that mumsnet organise a nice web chat for us with ALL of them!

Left, back, right, front.

Is that the same, can't remember which was which. Though I'm guessing the little scrote down the front is the feathery stroker??..

... and we shall have Pombears and Lemon Drizzle Cake, with lashings and lashings of ginger ale and gin. Gallons of gin.

Did anyone work out if we get our next photo allowance 24 hrs after posting the first, or the last?

Or is it 24hrs after each one is posted???

No. We will have butt plugs, and nipple clamps and lashing and lashings of lube! and something to bite down on

Cheese and onion Pombears. Living life on the edge. Woo.

24 from the first

What an unfortunate cross-post

I think that is your current order hannah

Hmm, that's Aramis on the right so yes, still first.

However, that's Athos at the back and Porthos on the left with little faux musketeer at the front.

So on that picture it would be Aramis, Porthos, d'Artagnan, Athos, as opposed to actual Aramis, Athos, d'Artagnan, Porthos (sorry Porthos).

But really just actual Aramis till the end of time.

GET IN!!!

See! My tastes are consistent across the realms. I would have squeezed in the Cardinal if he'd been there too.

Have been meaning to find those cartoons to watch with dd, after telling her about them. That was before this thread. Think it would feel a little bit wrong now. A bit, pervy older mum leching at her sons school mates.

I thought Porthos was meant to be the beef cake?

I think Athos still looks like an unimpressed German Shepherd.

Yeah Porthos is the big bull mastiff!

Richelieu and the king haven't changed.

Here you go. Didn't go all the way down (not something that's ever happened with Aramis), but I bet the Cardinal's there too

Right. I have ironing to do. I intend to start at episode one again, then work steadily through the men in preparation for Sunday.

Considering when I watched the first episode originally I was a bit meh about it all I will have now watched each one at least three times. I haven't even seen all the episodes of Doctor Who three times and that it far superior telly!

Look what you've done to me you lot. For the love of all that is good, just look at what you've done.

Oh Doctor Who is like the ultimate of all ultimate television though. It's not purely a shameless pervfest! yet

Yikes! Wait til Hannah hears about this!

I am thinking it is Athos on the left, then Porthos the big one with Aramis having the nice long ears,

My cartoon version
Aramis - obviously
Athos
Porthos
D'Artagnan

But I have already revised my original (brackets)
Aramis - obviously
Porthos (Athos)
D'Artagnan (my phone actually writes this for me) (Porthos)
Athos

Bizarrely this is because apart from the guns pictures of Porthos DH ranked them for me this way and actually I prefer it.

Rankings of the cartoon dogs

Left
Middle
Right

Not the soppy eyed one at the front