Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

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SHARE THEM
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LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Are Drinkfeck and Letusprey still snogging?

Officially, you are supposed to denounce your place in queue if you're getting it on with a fellow threader. Conflict of interests or something. HR will be in touch shortly.

Nope. As you can see, I am now in bed with Aramis.

Thank you Letusprey !

AtiaoftheJulii - I take your drama llama/sawyer song, and I raise you

Watched yesterday.

And has now become my link uploading soundtrack

It is also punishable by death in this house, if you reinfect another family member by singing out loud.

I think I'll just repost for the Cardinal's wenches

"Oh LetusPrey, Letusprey. Where for art thou LetusPrey? I've got this image in me 'ead. It's you and Drinkfeck....

"Yeah, an I've got an image me 'ead an' all..... It's that MTM and her Lidl Salami"

Can't believe I missed this thread. Camp Aramis here. DH looks nothing like a Musketeer and seems not to be bothered by appreciation. I will take Santiago in any form in which he comes.

A demain as they do not say in The Musketeers.

"I don't get it? , I only cried because her ickle boobies are so wuvvly and she's so pwetty. But my erection would've come back!

Well that's most of my stash. Will save the rest for morning.

Got to get to bed now - BIG day tmw. House to self. Just me, three musketeers, one Cardinal, one Captain, a few extras, and whatever d'artagnan is.

'tis a hard life.

Would've come back?!?! He's very young, he probably has a constant hard on. He's wondering why she left when they could have done it again.

It'll be the older men with the ED [evil grin]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And no!

It has been fully dissected, investigated, debated and decided.

d'artagnan, is a soppy, crying, touchy feely, foreplaying hugger.

He would go floppy because he found the moment so beautiful, and then would want to talk about his feelings for the next few hours, before finally asking "can we just cuddle".

He's so wet, he's practically the King!

The good news though..... is that if you want 'im, you can 'ave 'im.

Haha!

Lucky the Cardinal nut jobs fans have obviously gone to bed. You will get an ear pasting in the morning no doubt, about the ED!

SEXMAS DAY
SEXMAD DAY
Sexmas all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
A Musketeer today
HEY

Dashing all through Paris
In the back of a fancy carriage
I'm getting in the Cardinal's pants
Viva forever la France!
Leather and buckles a flying
Even Traville is crying
Oh what fun it is to be
A randy wench tonight, HEY

SEXMAS DAY
SEXMAS DAY
Sexmas all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
A Musketeer today!

Happy Sunday Wenches!

(Oh and I know this is a bit OT, I meant to post it a while back but anyone who adores the Capaldi as much as I do, You need to watch this it's a bit long but it's utterly wonderful and shows him for the beautiful being he is!)

Back to topic! This is episode 6 isn't it? So we only have 4 after this. I'm SO ordering this on DVD. And the extras had better be good!

I've been thinking though we all know Richelieu is gone after this series, but it did occur to me...he had a successor! Mazarin. I don't know how it relates to the novel but I wonder if this is who they might bring in to replace Richelieu? Anyway more importantly I read somewhere that Sean Pertwee was going to be in it...what if they brought in him to play this guy? Oh I'd be happy happy happy.

Sad to think that in real life only Richelieu and D'Artagnan were the only ones who weren't made up! That wouldn't have been so much fun.

Well if I can't get a smile on my face on a Sunday morning from waking up next to/underneath/on top of Aramis, I might as well get a from catching up with the thread!

I've already got the bluray ordered. I had hoped it would arrive whilst DH is away later this month, but no it's only out after he's back.

Sean Pertwee would be rather good I think!

Only 12 hours 45 minutes to go!

Morning Wenches

Thank you LetUsPrey
Thank you Stinkle

Those Athos links were fab .
Those doors? I love it when he comes through those doors. His face. The buttons, the shirt undone, the hairy chest, the passion, makes me go WEAK.

I am ready. For tonight. I am ripe !!

Loving MTM's poem. FAB Virgil, virgins,

it's supposed to be sung in the same tune as jingle bells.

It's okay MTM I understood sshhhh

Don't worry, the Cardinal will soothe you in that special way of his

Morning ladies - I did enjoy all those Athos links, and the Aramis ones. I have become a bit obsessed with Aramis' chest.

Looking forward to tonight

MTM - Mazarin is in Twenty Years After, which is Musketeers Reunion when they are old(er).

Oh I got the jingle bells bit.
Perfect fit!!

Oh. Well can't they add some kind of time travel aspect to it or something? All I want to know is when Richelieu goes that the next villain is as sexual! And if they have to break the rules a bit then I'm ok with this. I don't want to only have 5 sexy men I NEED 6. At least! Bring on the sexy Marzipan! (Making stuff up and speculating is fun!)

He looks quite cross. I like cross (in this instance)

Isn't Richelieu already Sexy Marzipan?

Because marzipan is almond which is pronounced a bit like Armand.

No?

Ah well, perhaps I've made Aramis even more cross.