Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Merci beacoup letuspray.

LetUsPray that is lovely - I also like cross sometimes.

MTM - no I don't mind if they break the rules a bit either, and if isn't doing series two then they need another baddie.

LetUsPerv you could have a point as both contain delicious nuts!

Moooooooooooorn

Fuck sake bit fast and loose with the post button there!

Must be all the excitement. Will start again..

What is annoying me today, is that I've just seen in my op that my TwatPad put "Finnish" as supposed to the intended "finish".

Oh Hannah. Fast and loose? You? No way.

Sexmas Day 1st post take two:

..... and ACTION!

Mooooooooorning wenches!

MTM - I love your song. We can sing it on the coach trip

It can also be part of the initiation process. To be able to recite it fully, backwards and in French or something?..?

In all seriousness though.... What are they going to do about Richelieu?

I also think we should keep the muskewench thread going but that we regenerate into different wenches depending on the next flavour of month series? I know Dr Who will prob have its own thread anyway, so maybe we should leave that one as it currently is on here, with a continual peppering of references Capaldi. He is after all the op favourite

We mention old and new in title, and of course, priority will always be given to the boys in leather!... yes??

I'm having so much fun, I just never want this to end

Might watch episode 4 again today for the Duke of Savoy, just as a warm up.

Put your coat on, you'll catch your death!

well even though I didn't get a mention for all my links last night

I have saved some rather lovely Athos ones, and will be hosting a special ATHOS HOUR (it may will take more than an hour) later today, in build up to tonights festivities.

Yay! Less than 12 hours to go

Unfortunately I'm supposed to be doing 'family stuff' today which so far seems to involve watching that bloody Let it Goooooo song from Frozen over and over again on YouTube with my 8 year old, so no letching for me

I might even have to go swimming

So, am I right in thinking that Atiaofthejulii got away with comment last night about the older men having erectile dysfunction (that's Richelieu btw)

Excellent ideas there Hannah and your links are always appreciated

For those who enjoy a man in period garb - and who wouldn't - may I recommend Sleepy Hollow starring the rather delicious Tom Mison (again with the 'tractive facial hair)? It was on Sky Universal and although it's just finished its first series, there are I think still episodes available on Sky+ or whatever you might have. He's not as rambunctious as the musketeers but I still very much would.

In lieu of witty banter on my part I offer Santiago in gaucho mode (amongst others).

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Hang on a minute...who said WHO had erectile distinction??!

C'mon though Malcolm, you have to admit that it's going to be Puppydogtanian who can do it 5 times a night, not Monsieur Richelieu

(Although I do accept that each of those 5 times may be rather short. But that's where the foreplay comes in! There's some logic here!)

Bitches, I have a child in real life (that's the child of a poor man's Capaldi) that I need to pay attention too, mmkay?

I will be back later to chastise Atil, thank mtm for the song and everyone else for the links.

Awright?!!

Oooh it's so Sexmassy here today! I'm putting the dishes away and have noticed how similar the sounds of clashing stainless steel pans are, to the duelling swords sounds at the start of all things musketeer. Am trying to perfect the most authentic sh-shing ...

I too have RL for next couple of hours.. then I have the house, read TELLY, all to myself. Mm mmmm

Do you think we could pay a group of gruff blokes to sing MTM's Sexmas song?

It's the only thing missing here today, some background music. Oh and the "hey" bit, can be that bit from the opening music on the programme.

OMG! Maybe we can get the actual original "hey" men to sing the whole song.... ?

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooo.

Richelieu may be longer in the tooth than young D'Artagnan, but he would knows pleeeeeenty of tricky that would even make a Parisian prostitute's eyes bulge from their sockets. His intense gaze is enough to make a wench's knickers drop to the floor without even touching them. No, I'm afraid to say that old boy would pleasure you to within an inch of your life, but possibly (as previously discussed) not necessarily in the most conventional manner! Oh the instruments of pleasure he'd have in his "wine" cellar would even make Porthos jaw hit the ground! And for those bad boys, a gentleman doesn't always need to be standing to attention does he...!?

I think the Sexmas song should be released as a charity single to help all the musketeers illegitimate children little Parisian orphans?

Now I need to also go and do some boring real life stuff that includes explaining the very sweary text message I accidentally sent to my dear old mum instead of a best friend. Thankfully it wasn't one of the usual ones that seems to be very VERY much like this glorious thread (she's not a MN but she shouldn't miss out!) Mind you..my mum would love that too the dirty old mare.

Hi Every One.....IT'S SUNDAY!!!!!!!!! IT'S SUNDAY!!!!! IT'S SUNDAY!!! Holy crap not long until our wonderful fix of these beautiful men can come (ahem!) and fill our lives with wonderful fantasies......WhoooHooo!!!

I think Aramis wins hands down. He's got the many and varied and wondrous techniques, he's got the experience, he's got the stamina, he could reduce me to a quivering wreck with just that stare, and then go like a train all night. I bet there'd be whipping too. All about the passion, the pleasure and the pain is Aramis.

You may be able to tell I've given this lots and lots and lots a bit of thought.

Incidentally, the word stamina makes me wibble a bit.

I'll be in my bunk.

Afternoon all. RL is somewhat impinging today but thought I'd check in. Will catch up later. (Btw, don't read the Den of Geek reviews so far. They rather remind you that actually as a series it's a bit hit and miss although I don't think the reviewers were watching it with same, er, intent as us)

I've read the reviews on Den of Geek. It's interesting to see that some people seem to watch it for the story. Unbelievable

Oh these critics. They're always moaning about something! (I once read - and this is very funny - that there are actually people who exist who DON'T LIKE Doctor Who. I mean really. ) I bet really they are putting it on and actually most of them are following our threads.

As for Cunelingus king Aramis, he'd definitely know what to do with a woman, that is true. But I still say that age is the best technique!