Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

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Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Of course its not a problem! But surely the hairiness is quite authentic? DH has recently grown a beard for the first time which is aiding my present confusion. he can be quite sullen too

Athos is definitely my favourite (obvs he is completely my type) but I find Dartagnan and Aramis very very very easy on the eye.

Porthos is too chunky for me and as for Richlieu... I don't get it at all. You are welcome to him!

Mavis - as for watching mums. I believe the expression MTM used was 'he would get it until one of us died'

or could've been

'until his eyes bled'

Lots of threats have been made

My XH could probably pass as a Musketeer. He is, however, a proper twatbadger, not even in a good way, so doesn't count.

Anyway we've established that what happens in 1630, stays in 1630. I absolutely consider myself a feminist so it's all about that character and not the man (we shall gloss over that ravishing Tom Burke photos' from earlier)

PISTOL COCKS

That's what it says in episode 5 when Charon 'opens' his pistol when Porthos wants to disarm the gun powder barrels.

PISTOL COCKS!

It's been both!

Sorry it's one from farfarawaysite again. If the link works for you, then hurrah! If not, go to the website and find the Musketeer section as before, then episode 6 and it's picture 13.

There's something for everyone in it

Does this work for everyone?

And by that, I mean the link. I know the content will work for some of you

"hmm, what to have for lunch?.. I could really go a subway today actually. Those shitty egg pittas from the coach trip gave me the raging trots"

worked for me

Kerr-ist, you lot have been busy

Where are you finding these links? My detective powers clearly aren't what they could be

"I promise you wifey (Hannah), bleeding from your eyes WILL be worth it"

(that was gum by the way and not a typo)

"Let's get this show on the road then... slurp slurp lululululululul slurp"

oooh! Go on, touch her tit I dare you...

Sorry but those boys looks sooo wet!

And not in a good way

Cardibal tout le way!

Have we got our first Muskewench wedding?

Should I buy a hat??...

Athos appreciators, say thank you

Thank you!

This one made me laugh

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Aaannnndddd one more

If he's this forceful with your bedroom doors, what's he like when he gets to the bed?

Thank you LetUsPrey. Good lord he's hot. See you bright and early ladies. 'Tis Sunday tomorrow ...

"Shit! It's those sluts from the muskewench thread, LOCK THE DOORS! ... wtaf... is that a chicken coop strapped to that back of that shetland?

He can bang my doors open whenever he likes. Main and servants fnar fnar!

N'night Mavis [ravaged in sleep by musketeer gift voucher]

*The trouble with RL is that you get involved with your 7 year old dc who's sole intention of the day is to get the song "stay calmer if you want to harm a lama, call a lama farmer...." into your head

This song cancels out all perviness. Sad, but true.*

Perviness levels can be restored by mentally translating the llama song to the SAWYER song, complete with appropriate visuals:

Your links are making me laugh Hannah

I've found a clip from when Santiago was on Soccer AM the day before the first episode was shown. I'm in bed watching it. They've just shown the bit from the beginning of episode one where he's going to jump out of the window. They've asked him "do you love her?" and he says "absolutely. If Aramis is with a woman, it's because he loves her".

Fuck.Me.