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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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Oblomov · 04/03/2014 07:27

'She is called Ninon. And gets under Athos's skin.'

'And the Cardinals life is placed in danger'.

Should satisfy many of us , then Wink

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 07:42

Just asked DS1 which order he thinks the Musketeers would want to kiss me.

D'Artagnan
Porthos
Athos
Aramis

No child. NO!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 07:46

brace yourself men! It's pancake day and the wenches are armed and ready to toss

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 07:49

oh hello Hannah...I see you are at the ready for my entrance?

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LetUsPrey · 04/03/2014 07:53

Bad mood. Didn't sleep well. I've had fucking awful toothache which is lingering and I simply can't get that time machine to work to whisk me off to fictional 17th century Paris.

Pass us a chicken MTM

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 07:54

What?! Cardinal's life in danger?

Right they'll have get past me first!Angry

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 07:58

Yep, crap day ahead here too. First it was just a nice distraction (fnar fnar), now I've had enough and I'm abandoning real life for living under tge Cardinal's cape.

Oblomov · 04/03/2014 07:58

MTM !!!!
You've got me confused, with t'other wench.
Whilst I do appreciate Aramis's hat gestures, he is not my maaaannnn.
I'm all Athos.
How could you forget? Hmm

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 07:58

My two favourite things. Sexy actors and horses!

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/galleries/p01t1846

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LetUsPrey · 04/03/2014 08:01

I'll do you a swap Oblomov

Oblomov · 04/03/2014 08:01

I like the Athis one. Where he is peering through the window, at Hannah Me.
Believe you me, I am all ready!!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 08:01

Oh I can't keep up, I thought we were all into sharing anyway?!? apart from my cardinal

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Oblomov · 04/03/2014 08:03

Oh the crinkley eyes .........

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Oblomov · 04/03/2014 08:08

Athoson horse

Oblomov · 04/03/2014 08:10

Bugger. You have to scroll down. Athos on big black horse. fnar, fnar.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 08:17

Just googling Tom Burke and don't you think he has a touch of the Nick Berrys about him?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 08:19

Holy fuck, Nick Berry is FIFTY ONE! When the hell did THAT happen?!

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Oblomov · 04/03/2014 08:20

Eastenders Davis Watts? ha ha ha.

Now we really are showing our age !!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 08:23

I was at brownies when the fire happened and we didn't have a video. Was SO fucked off.

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Oblomov · 04/03/2014 08:23

Nick

But he looks like David Ginola.
He's getting better with age.
Its the grey thing.
Grey gets better. Kemp from Spandau ballet. Thread about it last week.
Capaldi , you think is getting better with age, don't you?
There you go!!

LetUsPrey · 04/03/2014 08:24

Fucking toothache

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 08:25

Mmmm I do appreciate a nice grey that's fo shizzle!

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Stinklebell · 04/03/2014 08:26

I want a time machine too. I was clearly born in the wrong century

MTM - yes, he is a bit Nick Berry. 51 though????