Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

ATHOS HELP! We need to remove letUsPrey's tooth or she won't be able to put me in her mouth AGAIN!

Men look so lovely with grey hair, snot fair, I just look old

Mornin heathens

Weeeeell. I had a dream .... Last night I was dreaming I was dreaming (when I wrote this)

FFS.

Right! During last nights sleep episode, I had one of those dreams that is a bit.. y'know... seks u al. I was rudely woken out of it this morning by motherhood. But, in my dream, I felt all happy and desired, and appreciated, and womanly, and satisfied, and loved, and desirable. And I was getting it! Everywhere. He couldn't keep his hands off me. But it was based on a deeper love (slightly killing the mood now! fuck. off. head.).... anyway so yes this man adored me too.

But it was one of those ones where you can't really tell who it was (when you wake up), you just get the impression of several different people. Anyway. I feel bereft now. And still slightly aroused. He was my soul mate and it made me feel so warm and peaceful. And sexy.

Sometimes all the time I worry that I'll never find love like that. I never have obviously looks at shrivelled up 12 yr relationship with dd dad now in bin I haven't had sex FOR YEARS! And before that one time it was prob once a year IF THAT! I feel like an unwanted troll. I've probably forgotten how to do it. And I'm never in a MILLION YEARS going to find the right man for me. I don't think I've got it in me to recognise the type. And all I want, is to be loved. I just want to be loved people. Just a bit of real love for the whole of me. I'm not just a mind. I'm a god damn body too! I want to be wanted. Physically. Is that really so much to ask??.....

.... and now ... I come on here........and see the picture Malcolm posted me of Athos.... ..... and it just reminds me again of what I'll probably never have... .... waaaaaaaahhhh! Contemplates overdose on evening primrose oil to fight the hormones..

Well I love you Hannah and I'd definitely sleep with you, because you're funny as fuck! I bet once you've managed to get away from exp you will find your feet again. It can't help matters that you're still in the same house!

Aww Hannah. Sending you Athos-y hugs

God, am I just having a horny day or are ALL the links from 'I want to lick him' onwards REEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLY hot?

Prey, that first one with the hat is awesome, and Aramis isn't even at the top of my Musketeers shag-list.

And MTM, that one of Athos coming through the door beats even Viggo Mortensen coming through the door in The Lord of the Rings (previously No. 1 on my wank-fodder images of pretty men Top Ten).

ahh thank you MTM. I would shag you too.

Yes I realise it not helping. But there is so much stuff to sort out that can't just click fingers for, unfortunately. It's been dead for years though . On the plus side there is no animosity between us. Because I'm reasonable and he's an emotionless robot. Though I would like to knife him in the eyeball occasionally

But I feel dead inside now. All the life and passion has been sucked (not in a good way) out of me by this loveless relationship.

I think it's why I love Athos so much. Because he's about as real as any love I've had in the last few yrs. Except he's got a beard, and wears leather, and has a vast wine collection too. All of which is bonus on previous!

Oh Woe. Is. Feckin. Me. Today.

Sorry to hijack thread with RL shit.

Pancake day special: Choose your pancake, then choose who's special sauce you want squirted liberally direct from source all over it. And did I mention you have to pump the 'bottle' first.

For dessert we're doing pancakes and cream. Insert said pancake into your foo-fa. Pack in nice and tightly. Then, pick which Musketeer/Cardinal you wish to remove using their tongue only, thus creating a bountiful supply of cream, magically from your foo-fa.

thanks Stinkers [1xstroke of Athos face]

He'll be gone soon I hope and you will be like a new woman. Because we say so. So ner.

I didn't even get halfway to work. Had to stop at my parents' house, phone the dentist and beg for an appointment. So I'm back at home before going to the dentist. Consoling myself with Sunday's episode. Just at the bit where Athos says "draw if you wish, it will be our duty to kill you and incidentally our pleasure". I think that's one of my favourite bits.

Hell Hannah, you clearly have SO much kinky filthy built up passion love to give! As LetUsPrey says, once Robot Ex has fucked off to Fuckoffland and you have yourself back you can focus on getting the RIGHT man at the RIGHT time. Because if you tried now you'd probably only get the wrong one as your brain is clearly at bursting point. BE KIND YO YOURSELF WENCH!!

You need to join the Musketeers on their pre-production "boot camp" now that would be a holiday to rrrrrrrrrremember!

Ooooooooh! Letusprey - kinky dentist fantasy

I hope he's fit. Or not for dirty old man scenario. Imagine if he has a beard. Oh and when he leans right over you....

.... the latex glove covered thick fingers, shoved into your mouth. Stretching you wide open. The vulnerability. The indignity. The ready assumed position....... aghaghhaaaaaugughhugh

Oh and yes the Athos line...

That is the 'remove your knickers immediately tone'.

Oh Hannah. You have so much wit and filth and fabulous wiring to give. Tis such a shame it is being suppressed by living arrangements if dicky exp.
but fear not. Not for long.

Then.... Then.. Your wings will be unclipped, wingspan legs spread, you will be free, free to do what you want any old time......

And in the meantime. You can come along with us Athos and Cardinal for the ride of your life--.
Who do you want to be ridden by first?
Athos? Then Cardinal?

Chin up. Bosom up .
We will post lots of links for you. And laugh at your 1st class writings. This will make you feel better.

Would anyone like some Monster Munch? I have beef or pickled onion.

Oh obloms. I truly can't wait to have my unclipped legs wingspan spread.

Thanks so much for the support and offers of sharing but, Athos and I have decided that we'd just rather it was the two of us for now. We're going exclusive so get your feckin mitts off

I'll be alright girls. It's been so for so long that the only way is up (baaaaaaby for you and me now).

Please go back to your shagging and whatnot. Don't worry about me. I'm laughing like a mad hysterical person drain everyday at mo thanks to the Muskewenches. And if nothing else I have recently discovered, via this thread, that my fanwah isn't actually dead after all, and would actually rather like a new lease of life at some point.

all round. Just off to finish off Cardinal hoovering.

Pickled onion. Every time! [brews]

Fuckin

I always laugh at that mug, because it looks like it has the Adidas logo on it.

Cardinal would NEVER wear Adidas. Porthos would.

I like all monster munch.
I'd like monster to munch on Me..... Oh Athossssssssss

Why would anyone choose pickled onion over beef? Why? Why? TELL ME WHY?

I have just made the most INCREDIBLE discovery! Don't you think Athos looks like....

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KING ROLLO!!!!!!

Pickled onion. Every time.

Who on earth is King Rollo?

NO he fuckin does not you slut!

And if you'd had flami' hot MM, I wouldn't have needed the pickled onion. Does this mean we're not compatible now

... though while we're discussing dopplegangers... The Cardinal.... was he also separated at birth from his evil identical twin? Cape and everything!