Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Obviously excuse grammar

I might make it part of a trilogy [tilt]

Tune in next time for Part II.......

When we find out what happened when the Judge and the Chief Commisioner turned up in capes after hours, to assist, while the hunt for the missing smarties was still taking place.

....... and find out if DrinkFeck's long lost separated at birth twin sister, is really in cahoots with the evil Cardinal...

You have a talent Hannah. You are wasted. Aramis and I applaud you from my bedchamber.

Hannah

But who is Dan? And it is all very believable but SHOP SECURITY?!

He can glove me any time though?

For Anne to watch whilst Aramis is asleep

I personally didn't give a shiny shite about your grammar DrinkFeck, it's called sarcasm darling, after your 5 apology posts

What am I , the pissing grammar police??
Nah! Can't be doing with all that. (and I'm slightly under qualified to comment, if I did)

As you were young wenchy!

I want to lick him and do so much more

Oh jolly good! Glad you approve took me bloody long enough

I will ignore your unappreciative comment about the dramatic closing music.

Yes, I know. Shop security. Well, I felt it needed a touch of realism to truly have an effect.

Next time you're in Poundland/ World of Quid, you will have that tiny little nag in the back of your head, that annnnnyyyy moment now, swoosh! The Cardinal could appear

It's the bloody connection with Mumsnet. Is it just me or has anyone else had problems?

Anywayz, might reread Hanna's and MTM's offerings when I get ti bed

Seriously, do you think I could make it as a writer? I'll do a spin off series of books entitled the MuskeDiaries.

I'm thinking 50 shades of shite is not that different to my writing style/skill set, surely??

Aww bless he is a bit awkward. I still love him though. I had a dream I wasn't asleep I bet him the uni bar and he took me to see King Lear and kissed me on the terrace of the theatre.

I have so neglected my house, work, essays and DC these last two days.

Forget the grammar I am having trouble even writing the correct words in my haste.

Yes, I lol'd BIG TIME at MTM's.

She has a particular style all of her own. I like the no nonsense approach to the main event.

We would be rivals.

I would be her biggest fan and wank off every night to her self titled 'MTM, The Cardinal, and The Chicken Coop Wenches - a collection of short stories'

I have taken to wearing sanitary wear everyday since joining this thread

.... because of the laughing. Bladder. Wee thing.

Yeah, right...

Drink. My connection is buggered tonight, really slow.

Thank you, Stinke.

Off to my freshly changed bed for a night with Cardinal. Had a meh day: either people were as thick as shit or twats not seeing past the tip if their nose. Me? An epitome of reasonableness

Sorry, Stinkle!

I'm off to bed too

Athos is already up there waiting for me

DrinkFeck - you don't have PMT do you? We're not synchronising cycles already are we wenches?

Hands up who's due next few days??...

Take thee to thine beds with your curseth afflictions and stay thee feck away from thy Musketeers until thou'est 'eths devil's curse has passed from thine womb!

In other words.... don't bring your shit to the thread. Right?..

ahh.. night night thread, don't let the Cardinal bite.

Hannah you writing was superb.
And MTM. I can't wait for the 'cardinal- chicken coup mini series'.

I love the way Aramis puts on his hat. It seems to take an age, as he adjusts it back and forth. Superb.
And he takes his hat off, on and off, all the time. Fab.

Is it a week? Is it really a week till I have to wait for more Athos? And who IS that woman? And why is Athos kissing her. And then he begs King/Cardinal for her life? Ohhhhh. Is all too much.

Ds1 and I watched episode 6 ? Amy Nuttall- baby- Aramis again last night.
Aramis is ds1's favourite. He jumped off the sofa and yelped at one point!! Was funny.

Happy Pancake Day wenches.

Let's all agree to save a pancake and toss a Musketeer instead! Although their batter is produced after the tossing process, you don't have to worry you haven't got all the right ingredients because it's ready mixed. Hurrah!

cardinal says he doesn't believe in pancake day. He just wants to know if you're ready to give up your dignity and inhibitions for lent