Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

I think I have been rumbled a bit...DH was telling me about him telling everyone at work that he doesn't stay downstairs for The Muskateers as it is my 'quiet time'. Bless him for letting me have perv hour each week

Lol if I ever got my hands on Athos it wouldn't be quiet time

I have so much to do. And none of it I want to do it. But I've got to cause it's minging around here. Tell me what nice reward can await after I finish changing bed, hanging washing, putting food away and tidying the sitting room?

And just imagine my last post was grammatically correct

And just imagine my last post was grammatically correct

And just imagine my last post was grammatically correct

And just imagine my last post was grammatically correct

My crushing is still safe

2 simple rules

1. In-private browsing at all times
2. Only when there's no one else in the house

I'm explaining the fact that my house resembles a pit as "busy with college work"

My DH would take the piss forever

And just imagine my last post was grammatically correct

Drinkfeckarsegirl I think your last post wasn't grammatically correct.

I might watch the film of the Three Musketeers tonight, the one with Titus Pullo as Porthos.

My dh couldn't give a shit; my teenage daughters think it's hilarious, but they regularly tell me I have terrible taste in men. They're quite impressed by Luke Pasqualino.

I am going to watch Rupert Penry Jones in Silk. My entire tv schedule is governed by the men that appear in the shows. Then I will pretend to read something for the sodding essays.

My entire tv schedule is governed by the men that appear in the shows.

Lol, mine too - James Purefoy in The Following, Jonny Lee Miller in Elementary, Jay in Modern Family, various Nordic types

Glad this thread hasnt moved on too far from the boffing thread

After watching it just now on catch up I would boff the daylights out of Aramis all damp hair handing over the baby.

Is anyone helpful about?

I have been giggling away at my zumba class. A lot of the music has that latin feel and there's a fair bit of hip wiggling. This goes quite well with a head full of Aramis. Throw in the instructor shouting things like "and now lunge" and "go deeper" and it's a wonder I could carry on.

AnneWentworth - have a look at the clip of Santiago when he was on Soccer AM last month I think. Should be able to google it or I'll try to find it later. He's clearly quite passionate about football and seeing him talk about it made me unreasonably happy

Atia I much prefer Santiago with beard.

I have been bewailing the appearance of beards all over the place at the moment, everyone seems to have one. I had expressly forbade DH from growing one.

However - he is sporting 3 days of growth atm and I am finding myself strangely drawn. I'm going to snog him in a bit (which will surprise him ) and see whether I can cope with the scratching. All that will be required then will be a billowy shirt...

DrinkFeck a glass of wine and episode 1? Lots of Richlieu in that?

Drink...Cardinal says as long as you complete your tasks up to his very high standard you can sit on his fingers! I'm ok with this because I'm off to have a bath.

I too prefer him with the beard, but I would also accept him without

Good lord wenches. Have only just caught up and I have a tonne of work to do so can't get perving too much this evening. A couple of things:

"Tbh am surrounded by farmland here. But how can I put this nicely?.....they're all too old and don't really have the musketeery shape? No beards either. Oh and minor detail.. they're all married " Hannah we appear to be the same person. Except I'm In The North.

The collective noun for wench is a 'lust'.

Drink do you need to check your grammar??

Lot's of lovely Athos links - keep up the good work wenches. Now I must away, too much to do.

I have work tomorrow (with no nosy DC invading my space) so am spending my day happily googling Santiago with beard/without beard/fully clothed/fully clothed in leather/ half naked/wet/dry/shooting people/almost kissing and flirting with people and will order Anna K. And Merlin and Heroes.

We have monitored internet at work. it's not fucking fair

Anne I just read your post and these words floated out to me.

Santiago. Half naked. Wet.

The things I would do to that man...