Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Vite vite mon coeur.

As a way of thanking you all for your enduring support, I propose to give each and every one of you the night of your life. Any husbands or partners have given their full consent with this matter.

Formidable! pas de competition des autres wenches pour Athos! Viens ici, mon sulky-ass amour...

Oi! Athos and Aramis Malcolm get back here and prove your worth with sweet promises to us fair maidens...

Guess what I'm watching??... that's right! Last nights episode. It is the 'official' viewing tonight as a faaaaamlee.

Bluffing my way through the first half with the odd comment for effect. Can't wait for it to get to approx 29mins which is where I'd got up to. not that I am hiding my dirty little obsession from them

I can't believe this! I was just having a flick through Tumblr and I found this post. I thought I know him, he looks familiar. I wonder if that's Tom's dad. So I googled and it is Tom's dad, David Burke who only played bloody Doctor Watson in the ITV series! And was bloody fantastic at it too! I have no idea why this thrills me so much

OMG!! I luv u ladies lol!! NE1 wunt sum stroking lol lol!!!, OMFG, I luv 2 stroke. Aramis sed WTF u like 2 stroke gurlz 4? I be like cuz ladies r HOT! LOL LOL LOL!!! OMG u see how fast my horse can RUN??!! I wuns got a horn on. LOL!!!!!!! I like boobiez. U gurlz got sum boobiez? xxxxx

And ZOMG he played Father Duvall in last night's episode

I will be bouncing at Zumba tonight

Hi LetUsPrey. Wot ur ASL lol? Xxxx

And before I go oooooo he's most displeased with you, you bad bad wenches

d'Artagnan sweetie, I do many things (calm yourself) but textspeak is not one of them.

Try to form proper sentences there's a love

K

Oooh Constance! You are definitely staying on my short list after that fight scene. Love the d'artagnan punch too!

Thnx Hannah xxxx I lik 2 try my best. Lol xxx

That, as the kids no longer say, is made of win.

D'Artagnan, stop humping the furniture, we've only just mopped up in here.

Oh. U b lik dat gurl punched me? It didn't hurt. Xxxxxxxxx

U like poetry n stuff?

K. I tell u girls a secret? I luv Constance. But she dunt luv me.

Aaaw isn't that sad?

Fortunately my children think I'm laughing at their inanities.

D'Artagnan, you can stroke me ... here, and here ... oops, do you want a tissue? Anyway, carry on ... no, don't worry, your hair isn't getting messed up, I thought you wanted to know how Aramis got his shiny chin?

Talking of which, my kids have recently got into Heroes, and are watching it now. Santiago is quite acceptable sans weirdy beardy too.

Yes, I'm presuming M Bonasseur is going to meet with an unfortunate accident. At which point we rough-fanciers will have to get on board with D'Artagnan doing sekshual tension

I am watching everything with him in now as my fantasy stretches to include Santiago in his entirety.

MadBusLady - I think he and Constance do sexual tension pretty well actually. When I watched 53 mins of episode 1 today when she shoots the red guard man and saves his life they have a moment before she has to go home to hubby.

Frankly he is already snogging her at every opportunity, they are just one tiny step away.

I just gave DH the 'what order would I shag them all test' he did ok so he can stay: my choices in brackets.

Aramis
D'Artagnan (Athos)
Porthos
Athos (D'Artagnan)
Armand

He has made me reconsider Porthos for second place.

Is the cardinal going to hurt Aramis, episode 1 reminded me that he gave Milady his pistol to find out who it belongs to.

Tom Burke's dad? Nice digging wenches.

Dh and ds1 are currently discussing how big my Athis crush is.
tres embarrassing.