Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Oh I am out and I am proud. Everyone knows about my hopeless obsession admiration for anything Capaldi is in decent television drama.

As long as they don't start referring to Aramis as 'Daddy', you should be ok

Here, Oblomov. I don't know how to clip it, so it's just a link to iPlayer, but it's at about 7:40 and well worth searching for

Mtm..am assuming you love the thick of it too? :)
I can watch that programme all day!

Aramis and I would make beautiful babies.

Then he'd go off you because he'd watched the birth and saw your lady garden get ripped from fanny to arse.

His willy now rattles around inside.

And he got jealous of the breast feeding.

.... too much??

I want to keep him all to myself anyway.

Hahaha Aramis would so totally be horrified by childbirth. Richelieu would enjoy it, just because it causes incredible pain. Dogtanian would cry hysterically and be scared of the goo. Porthos would just enjoy staring at a vage no matter what it's doing. I think however, Athos would be very moved by it! But probably then go all weird because he SHOULD have had a baby with his ex.

Oh yes Badvoc! I love it. Series three was my favourite.

Mine too!!

Oh and piles. Bunches of the things.

He hates your bumbag because even though you tore massively, at the very last second when dc was 75% out, his foot got stuck and you had crash section anyway.

Your tits can now be tucked into your socks, because even though you gave up bfing early (to please him), we all know that it is in fact pregnancy that causes sagging.

What else?.... oh and every time you laugh now you wet yourself. Fully.

... and don't even get me started on the stretch marks!
Like a badly drawn map, now you are!

So, if I were you, I'd give the Aramis kids thing a miss. He's a shallow sort. Been glancing at OnlyLovers and Stinkerbell

Oh and he gagged when he saw a bit lot of poo come out during pushing!

I actually know for a fact that Cardinal would find a vadge that's passed three kids hugely erotic. He'd be massively turned on by stupid large tits, stretch marks AND cellulite. And most of all he'd like it when his wench grew a MASSIVE FUCKING BASTARD SPOT.

Oh my GOD! Don't ever tell Aramis that women POO! Hannah, don't do it.

I am going to have to report you bitches for libellous comments againsty lover. Aramis us going to love me forever - fact! And it was those other wenches giving him the eye, they won't bloody leave him alone.

We will be giving the kids thing a miss though because obviously we want to continue impromptu shagging forever.

Ahem.

It's ok.
I pee perfume and poo fondant icing.
No issues here :)

I hear there is a hopeless wench here who needs to be seen to. Step forward whoever you may be and remove your knickers immediately.

Wench, wench where art thou? I mean, ou est tu? I am erect and I am ready. It is my honour and duty to satisfy.

Athos. I fear there are no wenches here. It is time to retreat. Such a shame as I too am raging horny, but alas with no wenches to service I feel we have no choice but to venture to the kingdom of Netmums.

Bastard internet says I don't have enough bandwidth in the kitchen to watch the last 6 minutes of episode 1.

Venir a moi mon Aramis.

Evening. What busy wenches!

You know those warnings you get on some medication about not driving or operating heavy machinery within a certain time frame after taking said medication? They should really put that warning on episodes of The Musketeers. "Warning: do not drive for at least 24 hours after watching The Musketeers". I have little recollection of how I actually got to work today because my head was full of thoughts of Aramis shagging me senseless.

I watched the first half of last night's episode at lunchtime today. The hedge jumping, the utter snark from Porthos and Athos (I rewound that bit), Aramis's eyes, his voice and just generally everything about him.

See, if I had children with Aramis, I reckon he'd be overwhelmed with love for me because I would of course be having a television type birth - you know, the ones where you cough and out comes the baby. Also, my boobs are still where they should be so no worries on that score. to be honest there's not that much there to droop anyway

Well hello ladies. Please let me know who is going first?

C'est moi Aramis. Je voudrais want to aides tu avec polishing your musket. Vite vite mon ami