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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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HannahHorvath · 03/03/2014 13:52

Well obviously I wouldn't be doing anything.

...except for SHAGGING THE LIFE OUT OF Athos and Aramis, who were waiting for me IN MY BED instead!

HannahHorvath · 03/03/2014 13:54

Hugh in leather

AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 13:55

Looking at pictures of The Musketeers and DS3 (3) comes over and says "you doing the Musketeers".... yes my boy I am!

AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 14:00

Woah there Hannah - Aramis would be keeping my bed warm!

AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 14:01

Oh a collage... get Anne le Frog out of the picture though. That's my hand caressing my lover's chest there.

AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 14:02

theheartofcamelot.com/photos/images/2014/02/24/FiUwl.jpg

Distracted by said chest.

Stinklebell · 03/03/2014 14:05

Shit, sorry, wrong link

tinypic.com/r/2j5jus6/8

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 03/03/2014 14:06

Stinkle that took me to a dress Grin

AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 14:07

Oh my fucking goodness gracious. I might kiss you after I have snogged him.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 03/03/2014 14:08

The rub tickler looks paganHmm

Not. Catholic.

Stinklebell · 03/03/2014 14:09

Got my links in a muddle.

My work avoidance techniques have reached epic proportions today

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 03/03/2014 14:11

Lie on the floor in front of him and await for him to fall on top of you and penetrate you with his errrrrrrect penis! That'll show you Aramis, you sexy hedge jumper you.

Nice dress though Stinklbell. Is that for your date later with ?

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Stinklebell · 03/03/2014 14:14

Yes, Athos is taking me out to dinner.

I'm trying to decide if I can wear it to a formal black tie work thing with fuck off heels and a tan. Sadly I think it's too short but I dunno

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 03/03/2014 14:26

If you have the physique to even contemplate wearing that dress, then the law says you could wear it to the shops if you so wished! I fucking would. Especially with heels!

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AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 14:54

Just watched the first half of episode 1. I need treatment for addiction, preferably from a doctor called Aramis.

OnlyLovers · 03/03/2014 15:05

Hannah, my experience of Young Tory Twat Farmers is thankfully limited, so I'm willing to believe there are some decent ones out there.

Stinkle, off topic but I LIKE that dress! Massive discount too! Might think about treating myself...

Alibaba, so YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THE 'DUTY/PLEASURE' CLIP?!? Yes I'm shouting Grin. It's the hottest thing I've seen in ages, and I speak as someone who is currently slavering working their way through Benedict C and Tom Hiddleston's back catalogues on DVD.

Stinklebell · 03/03/2014 15:34

only I was all for buying it, I'd decided that the model had 4 inches on me so it would be fine, but they've only got the tiny size left. I need the 36.

And the discount!!!

I'm on a mission to track it down but failing miserably Sad

OnlyLovers · 03/03/2014 15:38

Shame. Hope you find it. Although, I've just seen that it's made of polyester. A bit Shock at it being polyester and £70, let alone its original price!

Oblomov · 03/03/2014 16:04

Ds2. Aged 5.
"Mummy, are you watching that 'Mouse-cat-eers', AGAIN"?

Oblomov · 03/03/2014 16:09

OnlyLovers, please can you link the 'Duty - Pleasure' clip again. I seem to have missed it.

Oblomov · 03/03/2014 16:13

Me and AnneWenworth have been sussed by our youngest children. Blush

How much longer am I going to be able to hide my addcition?

Is there a support group? Like AA?

Best we get one set up.

Stinklebell · 03/03/2014 16:37

In-Private Browsing and headphones are your friends!

I've not been busted yet

AnneWentworth · 03/03/2014 16:48

Oblomov - I am thinking getting it out of our system is probably the best therapy. Send Aramis my way and he can shag it out of me.

Stinklebell · 03/03/2014 16:55

Yes, go with the flow

Athos/Aramis will probably fart/pull a strange face/say something dodgy at some point and put you right off.