Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

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Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

You're a wise woman after all, Hannah.

Well I think I alluded to the first of the new line earlier..

Free tube of lube with every order

Young Farmers IME are a bunch of Tory twunts.

Of course, depending on your own political leanings that may or may not bother you.

Oh god though...HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS! they are the sexiest hands on any human. Ever. He was so plain when he was younger. Although has always had an incredibly sexy voice. But now! Oh fancying such an older man with grey hair and blue eyes and lines on his face gives me the absolute raging horn!

Cardinal whips! And gags. Ooooh!

or we have THE SLEEK ONE

or THE SOLID ONE

Does the solid one vibrate? I'll order two please. And could I have a receipt? Do you do discounts at all?

Oh I know what the lube should be called...

RICHELUBE!

I think it depends where you're looking tbh - OnlyLovers.

There are a couple I can think of, very public school boy, jamie/jimmy - hugh fearnley - set up wannabes. Has become v popular.

But thankfully! There are more of the local born and bred down to earth types, ime. And they generally raise an eyebrow at the above.

So can all the poncey, fuckin, tory boy, aren't my chickens, pork, beef amazing FUCK OFF AND DO ONE!!

... and we have THE PUNISHMENT ONE (MTM inspired)

Well I'm Scottish so it's all very different up here especially at the moment! Which is why I'm going to live in 16th century France from now on.

Oh blimey. That bad boy would tickle your tubes!

..of course the above opinion is based purely on my own personal (limited) experience, and I am not suggesting that all are twats, or indeed should fuck off

Actually, actually neither Jamie or Jimmy are public school boys. My brother went to school with them he was a knob then as well

I mean, Jamie & Jimmy were knobs then, that sounds like I'm calling my brother a knob

Have we seen this image.... I don't think so. And we have, well you can never have too much of a good thing. Has anyone found a still of the love of my life jumping over a hedge?

www.fanpop.com/clubs/aramis-the-musketeers/images/36542993/title/musketeers-aramis-fanart

To feck, get ye!

I knew you were Scottish Malcolm. I just bloody new it! Well sadly, we are not neighbours then.

....although, I am looking for new area to live..?

Sorry, totally OT, but it's my only claim to fame

Christ I have just found that 'it will be our duty....pleasure' bit on iPlayer.

If DS2 wasn't at home I would actually be going upstairs to jump on DH.

...and finally we have THE RIB TICKLER

... right that's it you distracting little wenches. I really must get on..

What is the collective noun for group of wenches?

Ok. What would you do if you were watching Musketeers next week and Aramis and Athos suddenly were replaced with Jamie and Jimmy?

Anne that is delicious, thank you

Stinkles - I meant the tory twats are wannabes of Jamie/Jimmy/Hugh success. There's been an epidemic.

Jesus fuck Hannah what the HELL is that thing??!

Cry.

Actually Hugh might look quite good in the leather, he has the right sort of hair. Jamie would just look like an arse.