Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

I can't seem to make it work, Stinkle, but it's a nice image even as a still. Thanks!

It's a still, wouldn't have a clue how to do a moving one.

I'll leave that to the more obsessed talented ones

Oh, I see. I would ask DP how to clip that bit out of the iPlayer recording, but he'd take the piss for about the next year.

Imagine there was a knock at your door, and it was ATHOS! Imagine he just grabbed you by your hair and passionately snogged you until you almost turned blue and stopped breathing.

only yeah, mine too. My Muskeperving is done in private with incognito browsing on. I'd quite literally never hear the end of it.

MTM

I'll settle for grotty - be more authentic. Please tell me he has lice and the all the typical conditions/stds of the day.

Tbh am surrounded by farmland here. But how can I put this nicely?.....they're all too old and don't really have the musketeery shape? No beards either. Oh and minor detail.. they're all married

Maybe it is time to work things to your advantage. Tell dh that if he doesn't get this horse riding issue addressed and buy a sword and take up fencing lessons PRETTY DAMN QUICK, then Lasagne will be on the menu, Sunday nights, for the next 60 yrs!

I will have a look for pics later

Eva - it is clear to me. If dh is not ok with that. Then there is only one option you have left...

ALTOGETHER NOW....... L . T . B!

...it's the only way

Malcolm, we might need to have sex. That just aroused me

Stinkle, DP and I watch it together but I refrain I have so far anyway from any audible signs of appreciation. I think he'd laugh the house down if I admitted fancying Athos and all the others. He already enjoys taking the piss about my love for Benedict Cumberbatch.

Malcolm, call me old-fashioned but I'd want a bit of intro before the snogging commenced. A few flinty looks, a couple of louche leans, the odd snarky comment...

Then I'd do him til he begged for mercy. Three times.

DH sits beside me on the sofa with a face like a bag of spanners rolling his eyes.

He thinks I like historical dramas

Imagine you have been been summoned to the bank. You've single handedly been trying to pay your mortgage by balancing 35 jobs, you have no dh. You've just been made redundant by all 35 employers, you have no savings, and you're taking care of your elderly parents whilst trying to give your ds/d the very best love and attention motherhood can offer. While working 30 hour shifts a day. You are at breaking point .

The Bank manager opens his door. It's Capaldi. He makes you stand while he sits. He listens to your tale of woe. Drumming his finger tips together and giving you a very cold, hard, unsympathetic, raised eyebrow stare.
He gets up closes the door and says "Now, now Mrs Wench, I'm sure we can come to some kind of understanding". Brushes past, licks lips. "Can't we?.."

at face like bag of spanners.

@ Hannah

But Richelieu is so misunderstood! He looked all at the nobility man who wanted to blow up the Court of Miracles and sarcastically said: I admire your empathy for the poor. And he never wanted the CoM to be destroyed anyway even when Spaniel Ears wanted. He is good deep inside me and means well for France.

I am not even revising my list ... I will remain true to Aramis. Although there were a couple of Armand long shots that made me realise what all the fuss is about.

It turns out that my Virgin TV has all of the episodes available to watch - but I have children to watch and essays to write - wail!!!

So is Capaldi or Richelieu the bank Manager. Be correct with you facts

DH loves it and thinks it is a great drama and therefore ignores my obvious attentions to Aramis.

Ok I'm going to go and get a £10,000 loan from C**ts For Cash right now so that I can get into a hopeless mess by the weekend and have to go and gobble off have a meeting with Richelieu the banker.

Oh but I'll have to cover up THE MASSIVE FUCKING SPOT that's appeared on my cheek though or he'll think I have a buboe.

DP likes it. He laughs like a drain at all the cheesy funny bits, while I do a cats-bum-mouth

I am true to Athos....I love that mans voice more than is normal.

Actually felt sorry for King Louis last night...still wouldn't though

Hannah, you need to check out the local Young Farmers. Their annual dances and the like usually have the morals and standards of 16th century Paris streets.

OMG? I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!

Listen up, BBC. You need to release a line of Richelieu sex toys

I want 50% shares and you can thank me later.

where's this you say Malcolm?

DrinkFeck - I have thought about this. I keep typing Capaldi, but of course I don't always actually mean Capaldi. So in this instance, it would be the Cardinal. It's just the name similarity that catches me out.
But for all you Capaldi people, feel free to do a bit of a character mash up of the all of the good man's previous work. Permission granted.

Can you imagine a godly dildo in a black diamond encrusted sheet. Or Cardinal's Handcuffs.

And luxury velvet brown bags for MTM spotty gob!