Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Don't fret, No name changes for me.

No cape yet Hannah. But I think he could be convinced. He has Athos hair though, but I secretly want a grey one. With a beard. Who kills people.

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although I'm VERY full. Too full for full on jiggly jiggly sausage fun...I may be sick. BUT! I'd definitely stroke the cardinal's Lidl Salami.

MUSKETEERS READY! MUMSWENCHES READY!

I'd do them in alphabetical order.

There's just no bloody way in hell Doctor Who is going to be as sexy as Richelieu.

I have been googling some posters' names from this thread because they sound interesting

Mine relates to a shark conservation charity. At least I think it does. I saw it on a t-shirt stretched across Steve Backshall's chest

I think it works on a few levels though. And I don't think I'd change it either - not even to TakeMeNowAramisNeverMindTheChickens

"Cardinal, she's out there on a shetland, with what can only be described as a battering ram fashioned from...could it be?.. Lidl salami? ... She said if she doesn't get to see you this week she is, and I quote, "going to go pure batshit mental". Watch out though - her lasagne belches are RANK!"

I think I should be ArmandRichelieusMistress! Although I don't want to offend Malcolm....

Hahahahahaha Hannah!!!

Right ok then wenches what's your rankings after this week?

Richelieu

Aramis
Athos
Porthos
Traville
D'Artagnan
King Louis Mum
D'Artagnan's horse

"Why yeeeeees, of course I can show you why my chin is always shiny. Go over there to that chicken coop and brace yourself."

Cardinal has a Fortnum and Mason sausage. Not Lidl.

It's Aramis the cunelingus king! Hooray hooray HOORAY. Never too full for THAT.

Only loved once...at 16? YEAH OK WE BELIEVE YOU.

Why is it no one else seems to get violent with the chickens?

No words required here. Just background music...

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT - na na na na nah naa

YOU. ARE. WELCOME

Well, for fear of turning into one of those obsessive dedicated types. I will leave the linking there for this evening and will now watch the real thing.

Malcolm, dear, leave the poor chickens alone. Dh is upstairs and he wants you to choke his chicken, so if you must get your kicks (fnar), then you know what you need to do

I suppose he'll do.

M'mmm, nothing like a full on prolapse to catch the Cardinals attention!

Ha, am now in bed and nearly burst with the effort of not laughing out loud (and waking sleeping dh) at that one Hannah!

Also lol'ing at nicking your username off Steve Backshall's (ample) chest :)

I like HH's name - have not yet caught up with series 3. Only recently was told realised that all the girls have alliterative names. Which is funny, because Hannah always reminds me of my dd1, and she has an alliterative name too.

And yeah, I thought it was actually quite good story-wise tonight.

Although not enough Dartagnan.

Yeah that 16 year old lover was ME I tell you.........

Have woken up to Hannah's Athos link of him with a sword, in that opened buttoned white billowing shirt.
It's a good job I'm lying down.

I have a chicken coop no more than 10ft from where I'm sitting right now.

Just sayin'