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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 22:13

Maybe they were just breaking us in gently with first four. To get familiar. And now they're going to dazzle us with their bafta/emmy/oscar winning plot lines??

MadBusLady · 02/03/2014 22:13

Next week looks tortured-Athos heavy Smile

Badvoc · 02/03/2014 22:15

Oh! I missed the trailer for next week! :(
Was it good?

MadBusLady · 02/03/2014 22:16

There MAY have been Athos tongue action...

Badvoc · 02/03/2014 22:17

Oh fucking hell you are kidding!!?

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 22:17

Am now watching Hell on Wheels, with dh. Bohannon is also a good sort.Wink

There are so many very attractive men atm.

AnneWentworth · 02/03/2014 22:18

And so little time Oblomov.

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 22:18

No. I was NOT impressed with Athos kissing her!!! Sad

MavisGrind · 02/03/2014 22:19

Ardour suitably dampened by standing in rainy garden with a wet dog hissing piss just piss (me, not her).

But with the thought of Athos tongue action I'm away to bed. ttfn.

MavisGrind · 02/03/2014 22:19

Ardour suitably dampened by standing in rainy garden with a wet dog hissing piss just piss (me, not her).

But with the thought of Athos tongue action I'm away to bed. ttfn.

MavisGrind · 02/03/2014 22:20
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 02/03/2014 22:21

I want a kinky cardinal sword fighting extravaganza episode!

Did anyone else fancy all the women this week? Oh and all the horses?

It was the best story so far though I think. Thankfully I sobered up enough to pay attention. Good old coffee!

Agreed about King spaniel. He's fucking fabulous!

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HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 22:23

Obloms - The king is a big wet blanket. But the actor has always been great. He plays the part to perfection.

I kept meaning to join in and say, but strangely enough, it's easy to get distracted on this thread by all the random bollocks being spouted Grin

Gee, thanks for the comments guys Thanks

I'm looking for a new career, do you think I could use any of my muskethread skills to make me a shit load of money find me a truly fulfilling role???

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 02/03/2014 22:23

DH gone to bed all stroppy because I'm too full for post musketeer sex. Idiot. I did make a killer lasagne though!

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AnneWentworth · 02/03/2014 22:24

Right I am off to bed so I can finish my book and then start the swashbucklers. Wikipedia just told me the names of his mistresses. I feel a name change coming on.

AnneWentworth · 02/03/2014 22:26

DH not astute enough to pick up on the opportunity and follow me to bed, he is watching The Voice on iplayer instead. To be fair, I am not sure my concentration is all there.

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 22:27

What is her name Anne? Give us a link when you find it.

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 22:28

Laughing at MTM being too full Grin

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 22:28

Right then... Musketeers are mere minutes away now

What day did we start this thread? 415 posts!!!!

Way to go Muskebitches! Wine

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AnneWentworth · 02/03/2014 22:32

Don't steal my name change or we will have to have a duel and D'Artagnan.

There are two I am having first dibs on the second one since she has his child and I am keeping him forever once I have got rid of this Captain Wentworth chap.

Scroll down to Mistresses.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aramis

AnneWentworth · 02/03/2014 22:32

D'Art taught me was what I meant.

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 22:33

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

at Malcolm dh! Tell him he can't keep cashing in on the same old moves. Has he bought himself a cape yet?... at the very least has he upgraded to a leather dressing gown?

Bloody lightweight. He's going to need to learn some new tricks if he's to compete with the Cardinal.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 02/03/2014 22:33

oh Armand! You can take me anywhere, anyhow, anytime, anyway. SEXY SEXY SEXY Cardinal.

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LetUsPrey · 02/03/2014 22:36

ZOMG that was amazing!!! Thought the script was better this week. Some excellent lines, perfectly delivered in particular by Athos, Porthos, Treville and Richelieu. And the king stropping off was brilliant!

But Aramis what did I say about the wondrous Aramis? But no, you were all about your Athos (who spills wine on the bed sheets BTW - how could you contemplate being with a man who spills wine?) and your Porthos and your Cardinal, and very occasionally your d'Artagnan.

I hope Aramis notices that I've been more or less true in my lusty affections of him. I'd have had him on that hillside I tell you.