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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 15:50

Girls? who said anything about girls??..

I'll have you know that I am all woman! Thank you very much!

And as for gag reflex. There's no virtually about it here.
I have NONE!

I could stick a 2 ltr bottle of coke down there if I wanted to.

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 15:59

Housework complete. Well as much as has a hope in hell of getting done today.
Roast ready to go in.
Uniform done.

Am just having bath before I get my muskelink on. Have about 2 hrs before I have company again. So much wasted feckin time on motherhood/house stuff. Bah!

Oblomov, Stinklebell - I have some treats in store for you ladies.
(even though Oblomov is trying to diddle me out of first dibs)

I'm nothing, if not generous!

Stinklebell · 02/03/2014 16:03

Hanna. Bath? Who needs a bath?

Get 'em posted, then I could be doing far more constructive things with Photoshop such as ohotoshopping myself into pics of Athos instead of arsing about or not as is the case with layers

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 16:07

Hannah. Can't wait!!

What is your order now?
Where are Athos, Richelieu, Porthos, in which order?

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 16:09

Diddle you out of nothing!!

Firstdibs on Richelieu? (Wonder what MTM would have to say about that??!!)
Or dibs on Athos?

Oblomov · 02/03/2014 16:11

I don't have any gag reflexes.no problems here!!

Stinklebell · 02/03/2014 16:14

I have a rubbish gag reflex

I have other tricks to make up for it

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 02/03/2014 16:26

MINE!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 02/03/2014 16:48

My mother CANT CHOOSE A FAVOURITE! It's official. I'm not a tart, this is a genetic condition. (Apart from Richelieu who will always be mine but he's not a musketeer!)

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HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 17:29

First dibs on ALL of them of course!

I at least want to be part of the first battalion of wenches sent in.

Including cardinal, captain, 3 musketeers and d'artagnan, that is 6.

Therefore we should arrange ourselves into battalions of 6 wenches.

The first lot go in, each takes it in turn to have a go on the musketeer of their choosing. Then off we go for lunchbreak, whatever and the next battalion go in.

Right then, on to business!

Are you sure that's a chicken you're stroking Malcolm, and not a cock?

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 17:39

Quickie for Letusprey and all the Aramis fannie s out there

"I bloody love Sexmas day! Let's put the song on"

Sexmas day, Sexmad day, la la la la laaaaa

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 17:46

"God, Aramis can be such a bloody nob sometimes. And that chin, always with the shiny fucking chin"

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 17:55

"Potato waffles in the toaster you say?... you're shitting me?.. fuckin' marvellous!"

HannahHorvath · 02/03/2014 18:00

"What about now... has all the spinach gone?.."