Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Bollocks again. It's working now.

I'm clearly too excited to be actually on the pc and able to have do multiples. Links that is.

This is the universe's way of telling me to actually do the ironing.

I'm single like so Richelieu would enjoy a fresh maiden. how is your husband MTM? Shouldn't you be giving him a bit more attention?

Can anyone hear something?

Hmmm....ooooh...think I've changed my mind...
Shag- aramis
Snog- Porthos
Marry-Athos
Yes. That's it. My final decision.

I've ironed one sleeve.

If we're breaking the rules, I'm having Aramis all the ways

Have given this some thought

Snog - not fussed, any of them will do
Shag - Athos - hot and my true love, but I reckon all that brooding would be a right pain in the arse to live with and all that leaning would leave dirty marks on the paintwork
Marry - Treville, solid and dependable, wouldn't forget to put the bins out

Fucking chickens.

My parents are here soon, I'll ask my mum which one she likes best and then report back!

We're all hoping it's not Richelieu, otherwise we'll be worrying about her :)

(in a "threat of physical violence from you" way, not a "fear for her sanity" way!)

Might be even more worrying if she says d'Artagnan

No! There is no breaking rules allowed! Who said anyone was allowed to break the rules huh?

Oh and I keep meaning to say...

I think it only fair that us single/sexless maidens get to go first.

I have waited long enough for anything, just anything I should get to have a go on all one of them at full strength. Not when they've been drained to mere carcasses of men by the Muskewench thread!!

All shagless maidens, form an orderly queue between moi, we will go first!

No, Porthos would be a terrible snogger - his appeal surely lies in his LACK of finesse and feathery-strokery. You'd get slobbered on, bang your head on the wall, and have had enough after ten minutes (if that).

D'artagnan otoh is barely out of his teens, and probably still thinks snogging for 4 hours is a perfectly acceptable way to spend an evening. Add in a little over-the-shirt action, and he'd probably have to change his trousers.

Christ, my sudden liking for this pretty toy boy is somewhat worrying me. I mean, my ideal man up till now was Titus Pullo. I must be getting old or senile or something.

SNOG - Richelieu D'Artagnan
SHAG - Athos Richelieu
MARRY - Richelieu

Bugger.
I forgot the cardinal and trevielle.
Feck it.

Love the links.
I have so much ironing to do and gave done none.

Don't agree with 'beyonce's 'all the single ladies' going first.

No no.

I too love the links.

DH has taken the kids swimming while I do some college work. Photoshop is messing with my mind so I end up back on here looking at links

Quite a pleasant way to waste a rainy Sunday

Tut, tut.
No, no.
The muskestuds don't want silly girls!
They want women
Women who know what they like, like what they see and have virtually no gag reflex
;)

Coffee out if nose at no gag reflex!!

:)

My ironing pile is also undone Ob.
Ah well.

Atia's assessment of d'Artagnan made me

In fact, all the posts are making me

I've finished the ironing and have watched episode two. Aramis forcefully elbowed a bad guy in the face and I actually whimpered in pleasure. That's wrong isn't it?

Right, am switching the pc off now. I'm getting a caramel egg and watching as much of episode one as I can before I have to go to collect DS1/DH gets home with DS2.