Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

"alright, alright I'll do whatever you say... ffs take a chill pill."

Two more bloody hours. I can't take it, Hannah your links have taken over my evening. When us it bedtime!!!

Evening wenches

I would shag Aramis (Holy shit that finger thing ^^)
Snog Athos
Marry Porthos, or possibly Treville - can't decide.

I am so looking forward to tonight's episode. DH suggested that we record it and watch Thor II instead. I was . I mean Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth are pretty hot, but they are not Aramis.

.... thud.. well that was interesting.... somebody's going to be sore in the morning... Zzzzzz...

Oh my fucking goodness! It says #annakarenina somebody please tell me I have not missed him as Vronsky - I cannot miss that shit.

Anne I just noticed that...

He did indeed play Count Vronsky

I took my ironing I'd done upstairs and then found some more I'd not done. Feck. So I'm going to be terribly virtuous (ha) and finish the ironing. My plan is to build up universe brownie points and get me some Aramis action. Do you think an ironing board would be able to withstand some Aramis shagging?

fuck sake! RL > got to go feed people!

... join us later to see what happened.. Did Athos survive??.... What happened to the chickens? Did the wine run out?.....

What do you mean? Wine running out?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

Aramis, what are you doing in the corner?

I have to put little people to bed then spend the hour before the real wenching begins finding out of I can watch the entire Anna K on YouTube.

Found it on Amazon. My life is complete, Santiago will be joining Don Draper, Mr Darcy, Heathcliff and obviously Wentworth in my shelf boudoir. I am not greedy.

Hold on...are you saying aramids played vronsky in Anna karenina?...

Hang on...he was launcelot in Merlin too!!?

Have spent the afternoon watching DT in Doctor Who with the dcs. Best use of a wet Sunday I think.

Hannah - May I award you this honorary tooled

YES!!!! Badvoc. I am also adding marlin to my basket. I had no idea he is everywhere.

Bloody mother has got me tipsy. They've gone now, but I've had to make a coffee or I'll be zzzzzzzz. Guess what....DH is IN THE BATH! That means he'll be joining me for the whole episode in his dressing gown.

Hurry up 38 minutes.

I don't know who this Malcolm is who you are the mistress of, fair wench, but why don't you get upon your knees and forget all about him...

Malcolm that was inspired.

I feel an amazon splurge coming on too Anne!

Which version am I looking for? I could only find the Keira Knightley one of the modern ones. Is it that one?

^ link up thread

But Athos, I thought women liked poetry, feathery stroking and foreplay?

SHIT GUYS! That's the episode over...they're coming up the stairs...ASSUME YOUR POSITIONS!

"Athos! Athos, it's me mate, d'artagnan. What the hell happened to you? Why are you half naked, and covered in bits of pom bear and lemon drizzle cake?.."

[[http://31.media.tumblr.com/9b135abce31b7c013749e8daaa504f2a/tumblr_n1lw4bzDBA1qa2d33o3_1280.jpg to hell with you cardinal! That is my wench AND THAT IS MY CHICKEN COOP!"