THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

Hair extensions.

Weird. If anyone can sing, she can. Maybe the song choice wasn't the best tho. Took too long to really show off her voice.

She has a family- good for her.

Proper back story. She'll get through.

Her lipstick seems to completely match her skirt. That probably took some effort.

The Derry accent is horrible. Hey.

They're all the same.

hope shes goes with will

I'm rubbish at these things but she sounds good to me.

I feel really let down

She's rubbish.

She looks like one of the Girls Aloud ones- Nadine?
Sounds like her too.

And i hate Emilie Sande.

I think she has potential

Boring.

I don't like the shoes. It looks like slouch socks from here.

Nice voice.

she's great!

They have met her Da.

They are scared. It's the only explanation.

Tom ALWAYS goes when he has the lip twitch.

He'd be shit at poker.

Ah. It is fucking slouch socks. I hate slouch socks.

Those shoes do her ankles no favours.

How old is she again?

The rain dance? Is that a thing?

I think Kylie is pissed.

Dullsville.

I hate kylie.