THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

she wont last ... one trick pony!

That was smoky, and .... tuneless and out of time and cringeworthy.

I just think the tattoos look dreadfully untidy. It's what I think every time I see Danielle from American pickers. They look horrible with any kind of neckline.

The mother is annoying.

Foxy must mean shite in Australia

Poor Tom.

Poor Tom...unlucky

Her hair looks like a wig, very nylon looking.

And Danielle from American pickers has much better tattoos than this one's.

director

I hate mods AND musicals.

Surely she is a professional?

You can tell Tom is desperate for a bloke in his team.

Jodie Prenger Mark 2

Hasn't this one had her moment?

What do you do next??

You've won an Olivier, you've had a lead West End role? Get on the phone to your agent and fucking shout at them!

I fear this will be a bit jazz handy.

director- hasn't stopped them before. Although some were just has-been popstars.

This is odd?

Crumbaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww

I saw her in Hairspray. She was great. She's going to be too musical theatre.
Last show I ever went to with my dad. Sad moment.

I'm surprised they allowed her on. Mind you, I saw her in Hairspray and she had a great voice then, but it's hard for a woman of that size to get cast in West End musicals - I'm not saying that's right, btw, but it's what happens.

I hate this song.

Sky -fowl

Tum-bowl

How many times can she say she was in hairspray?

And she's a karaoke singer. Dreadful.

It's all a but recent though?