The voice- 25th January

[Raahh]

Apathy has set in to the point I can't think of a witty title. And I'm stuck in traffic trying to leave the Trafford centre- so there is every possibility I will miss the show.

So- in case I have to camp in my car- I need entertaining.

Which means this is probably not the right show to pick. But I'm stubborn.
Oh, and I've no idea what time it starts[grins]

So your man has now had more airtime than anyone.
And what of poor Jumpsuit and her tedious story? She got bumped for him.

Or green gunge poured on him like the childhood tv programmes

that was painful.

Box of frogs!

We could have done with them wasps.

You've always been his big brother! Erm ok

Even the family are getting too much air time!!

Not sure character was the correct c word to describe that waste of air time.

Bizarro

We already have harry styles

I can't even be arsed with a cheap knob polishing joke. I must be poorly.

must be like a colinder when he dinks

Ricky has lost so much weight he's like a Lookalike Ricky.

Ears!!!!! hair!!! Uuuughhh!!!!!

Si runs an open mic night at a pub in town. True story.

And no story for the grubby Wandie.
S'not fair.

Kylie coukd sit in his ear holes. Singing and swinging her legs like a 40's film star.

I wish kyles would fucking sit still and stop doing sexy dance with duck face. It's all a bit shite tonight.

Like this one

Arf. Hipster in Oxfam suit does Gaga. We're not on Xf any more, Toto.

Coco

It's a miracle no tatoos

Yawn at the Veet Rocker in the scoop tee.

No one realises how amazing a singer Matt Bellamy is until they try to cover a Muse song

he ain't Phiff.