The voice- 25th January

[Raahh]

Apathy has set in to the point I can't think of a witty title. And I'm stuck in traffic trying to leave the Trafford centre- so there is every possibility I will miss the show.

So- in case I have to camp in my car- I need entertaining.

Which means this is probably not the right show to pick. But I'm stubborn.
Oh, and I've no idea what time it starts[grins]

Who was the red head that was really shit sang Bon Jovi related to? Was it one of McFly hence the McFly song?

Si the pigeon fancier is more batshit crazy than Bill Je Suis.

I bet it's in her contract that nobody does that, Coco.

Sue, good choices! Especially if you John Lewised Especially For You.

I'd go for I should be so lucky but sing slowly with an original twist.

Why is he still there?????

Great minds, BOF!

They can't get rid of him. Kylie will pass out from the smell of sweat and rollies.

WTAF is going on?! This is shite shite

An' I'm RUNNING justasfastas I can. Tooo yooooooooooouuuuuu
SUUUUUUDENNNLY. Every Paaaaaart of me.

Your man is an utter cock.

Awkward smiles

Simon Cowell would never stand for this.

Straight jacket anyone?

I would sing 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica in a gravelly voice. I would also run around the stage a lot

Hes got bum mites now.

I proper lolled at 'play the recorder' to Cher.
Do lets.

Right find me something else to watch

Oh for a trapdoor......

They could have rejected 8 people whilst this knob is on stage.

DD just proclaimed... 'Hes drunk" Oh my sweet innocent child.....

The world really doesn't need another John Cooper Clarke.

GET HIM ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!

Simon C would be working our how much money this guy would bring him. He'd be the comedy act of the year

Ach, Jesus. It's painful now. Like BGT.

His family look quite normal, he is as mad a as a hatter!

Get the butterfly net