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Celebrity Big Brother, starts Jan 2nd

999 replies

SpanishFly · 28/12/2013 15:29

Looks like a few good names, if the rumours are correct. Dr Karl to win!
www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celebrity-big-brother-line-up-2965939

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ButICantaloupe · 05/01/2014 22:01

I would be genuinely terrified to sleep with a man with a penis that size.

Theonlyoneiknow · 05/01/2014 22:04

How big is it supposed to be?? I think this years housemates are a pretty watchable bunch

sockssandalsandafork · 05/01/2014 22:05

That's made me feel physically sick, what a vile seduction technique he's revolting massive cock or not!

Ilovexmastime · 05/01/2014 22:05

Feel sick. Grim as.

sockssandalsandafork · 05/01/2014 22:06

The pictures of ridiculous comedy sized cock are on the Heatworld website Wink

AnneEyhtMeyer · 05/01/2014 22:07

I saw enough of it tonight thrusting out of the bottom of his pants, I have no desire to see that again.

LottieAndTheDinosaur · 05/01/2014 22:08

just caught up... Dappy oh my goodness that was not pleasant...eww!! Surely Jasmine cannot be enjoying Dappys weird flirting techniques?

Evander - oh dear Sad

SapphireMoon · 05/01/2014 22:12

Dappy is such a strange mixture. Sweet little boy one minute, rutting terrier the next....

thornrose · 05/01/2014 22:20

For me the fact that at the beginning of that whole sordid exchange Dappy said "keep me in" and Jasmine said "I'm trying"! tells me all I need to know.

Good god is it too much to ask Jasmine to get some self respect and tell him to stop groping her? Oh of course it is.

Luisa did try very hard to tell Evander that his views would not be welcomed!

HotCrossPun · 05/01/2014 22:22

thorn - I'm probably definitely being a bit thick, but what did he mean? Help him not get evicted?

SapphireMoon · 05/01/2014 22:23

Luisa tried a few times to stop Evander but he was unstoppable unfortunately

thornrose · 05/01/2014 22:24

I read it as that yes HotCross but I could be wrong!

ButICantaloupe · 05/01/2014 22:26

I thought he was referencing sex? Blush could quite easily be both.

SapphireMoon · 05/01/2014 22:26

Thank goodness Lionel didn't witness the Dappy fiddling...
I need to erase that from my mind.

thornrose · 05/01/2014 22:29

Oh dear lord, "keep me in" "I'm trying" as in sex..... ugh nooooooo!

ButICantaloupe · 05/01/2014 22:30

Oops, Blush I really thought he meant sex... Blush

BuffyxSummers · 05/01/2014 22:31

Dappy does need to work on his flirting skills. Rubbing a semi against a girl is not erm the best move Hmm

thornrose · 05/01/2014 22:32

Grin Blush Shock Grin

Theonlyoneiknow · 05/01/2014 22:36

Prob have "romance" to try and keep them both in. Just googled Dappy Heatworld!!!

ButICantaloupe · 05/01/2014 22:48

You can't unsee that Theonly

BuffyxSummers · 05/01/2014 22:50
Shock
Theonlyoneiknow · 05/01/2014 22:53

I know, close your eyes and it's THERE

Felix90 · 05/01/2014 22:53

Is Dappys cock just an optical illusion because the rest of his body is so teeny tiny?

ButICantaloupe · 05/01/2014 22:57

I know, I seen it two days ago and I can't get it out if my head.

Nope, still there.

Theonlyoneiknow · 05/01/2014 23:00

buticantaloupe

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