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Celebrity Big Brother, starts Jan 2nd

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SpanishFly · 28/12/2013 15:29

Looks like a few good names, if the rumours are correct. Dr Karl to win!
www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celebrity-big-brother-line-up-2965939

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qazxc · 04/01/2014 22:58

Maybe sam chewed her own arm off? I'd give it some consideration if i were her.

SmellyFartado · 04/01/2014 22:58

If I was Sam, I would've dragged Jasmine's skinny arse to the diary room and made them unchain Jasmine and swap her for Evander. Plus then we get to vote Luisa and Jasmine out next week.

Pah.... until tomorrow then, toodles folks

Jellykat · 04/01/2014 22:59

Wonder what SA will say on BOTS, re. 'that' Jasmine

Lorelilee · 04/01/2014 22:59

LOL qazxc

AnneEyhtMeyer · 04/01/2014 23:01

Sam has really lucked out with this - unless she fucks up massively she will get huge amounts of public sympathy which should carry her through to the final.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 04/01/2014 23:04

You would have been amazed yesterday to find someone with a more nightmarish person to be chained to than Linda had with Jim.

thornrose · 04/01/2014 23:13

They're given 10 minutes apart before bed apparently, to change etc. That would explain why Jasmine appears to be free!

LiberalLibertine · 04/01/2014 23:14

Grin qazxc

oldsilver · 04/01/2014 23:32

Arrrrrrgh - was caught by the "not all on one page" malarky. Someone's going to have to remind when when we are reaching 500.

oldsilver · 04/01/2014 23:33

I was wondering when SA went all posh - she didn't sound like that when she was in the house, and originally she sounded more like me ... me babber!

Onesleeptillwembley · 04/01/2014 23:38

qazxc she's neither an actress nor a waitress, but I can guess how she's been making a living. What an utterly foul piece of work. Makes that Geordie girl last year look like Grace Kelly.

ImperialBlether · 05/01/2014 00:11

But nobody has mentioned, how are they going to go to the loo while they're handcuffed to a complete stranger?

Rummikub · 05/01/2014 00:13

anne I had thought that too!

Sappy flirting was cringe!

Camera zooming in on boob was predictable.

Rummikub · 05/01/2014 00:15

Sappy? Meant that dappy.

SpanishFly · 05/01/2014 00:18

Jasmine was still handcuffed to Sam but the chain was extended, like when they go to the toilet. However I'm not sure how easy it is for them to do this. Seems to defeat the point of being cuffed if you can extend the chain whenever it suits.

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SpanishFly · 05/01/2014 00:21

Imperial, they explained it on the main show tonight. The chain can extend like a dog lead so one person can go to the loo while the other stands outside the door.

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ImperialBlether · 05/01/2014 00:35

Oh ok, thanks!

DameDoom · 05/01/2014 00:38

Have just caught up after being forced to go out on a CBB night! That won't happen again.
Cannot believe the dirty mouth on that Jasmine - what a ho. She has made me really warm to ole LB and I think Ollie is lovely with him.
The teeth chattering from Dappy is the most non-erotic display I have ever witnessed. God, I hope he doesn't crop up in my dreams tonight - would be mortifying. Why is he dead posh at times ... almost Ollie posh?

LetZygonsbeZygons · 05/01/2014 16:47

Sappys a better name for him{grin}.

Jasmines more foul than charlotte and that's saying something. disgusting mouth.

bless Lionel. hes absolutely right what he said and thought.

ClayDavis · 05/01/2014 16:55

Poor Sam. I think I'd be tempted to extend the chain and lock Jasmine in a cupboard somewhere. Hopefully she'll get a lot of sympathy votes out of it.

Loving Lionel and Ollie so far.

LadyBeagleEyes · 05/01/2014 17:40

The problem is Sam seems really nice so if Jasmine is voted out she will be out too, at least for this week.
I'd like Luisa to go but then Evander is out and he's got to stay to the end.

DameDoom · 05/01/2014 18:26

I'd say we are in a right pickle and total quandary regarding our voting (if we get a say in it). Ooh the dilemma.
I don't actually want that Luisa or that Jasmine to go as I revel in being furious with z-listers - makes me so much kinder to the rest of the human race in general.

thornrose · 05/01/2014 18:28

Hmm, when do we reckon the cuffs will come off? It's making me feel SO uncomfortable Grin

DameDoom · 05/01/2014 19:21

We'll be needing the smelling salts sooner rather than later thorn. I have an attack of the vapours just thinking about it.

LetZygonsbeZygons · 05/01/2014 19:39

think Lionel will want out if the youngers ones behaviours get more smutty as each day passes.

I assume he knew what he was getting with this though.

Jim Davidson looks like a cross between Elton John and William shatner!

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