X FACTOR- the FINAL thread. <sigh> Hang in there, people, it's nearly over.

[Raahh]

The Apathy Factor is living up to it's name.

I will not post spoilery bits here, as I got in trouble t'other year.

I am praying for Christmas songs. And even arse flashing trees.

We can do this.....

Oh, that dress shape. Ursula the Sea Witch, every time.

Mrs O looks like the actual devil in that get up this week.

Ah shit, as in Jennifer Rush. The Culture Club one I was thinking about was Victims not Power of Love.

EVITA

Fucking hell she looks like a Quality Street chocolate.

She's pronouncing it all like she's French Canadian. Stars in their eyes.

She wearing the rest of Shazza's dress.

She matches Mrs O. It looks like she has internal organs appliquéd on.

See she is actually doing the Celine version.

"I'm" indeed

My hair looks like that when I've just woken up!

No jumpsuit!

This dress is absolute proof that the stylists are sadists. I bet it uncomfortable as well as hideous.

Totally wish she would sing this in her Leicester accent instead.

Heheheh at French Canadian

Sharon looks like a red velvet cake

My surname is French Canadian.

I loathe and detest this song. I hated it then, i hate it now. reminds me of being about 14.

She's not moving much. Looks like a figurine of herself, available on the back pages of the Mail magazine. Yes! Please rush me my limited edition porcelain Ladyee Diva. I understand I can make three easy payments of £49.99 +P&P

I've never seen a toilet roll cover in red before.

Dammit I've run out of blind celebs to be my imaginary guest stylists

Sue

Is Nicole invoking the Voice of God?

Yeah...you're such a beacon

Do you all find her so inspiring and empowering?

I'm not assuming anything. I think the wandies deserve to win.

Pulling the mum card and everything.

It was pure Celine dion impersonation. Would go down a storm on a mid range cruise ship.

I am a very, very short person. I can only imagine how they would dress me. I would look like a curly haired weeble.