X FACTOR 29/11- It's 'JUKEBOX' week...

[Raahh]

when Tamehra will get the chance to forget the lyrics to not ONE but TWO songs.

So- this week the contestants got to choice a song of their own (by one of their 'misical heroes') and one was voted for by the Great British Public. I'm not sure how we can tell that the GBP did vote for the chosen song, or whether the producers did, but here anyway is the list

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 8


Luke Friend

Own choice – I Will Wait
The people’s choice – Skinny Love

Nicholas McDonald

Own choice – Greatest Day
The people’s choice – Just The Way You Are

Rough Copy

Own choice – Every Little Step / She’s Got That Vibe
The people’s choice – I Believe I Can Fly

Sam Bailey

Own choice – How Will I Know?
The people’s choice – Clown

Tamera Foster

Own choice– We Found Love
The people’s choice – The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face


I am very that we didn't get to see Screwloose singing 'The living years'.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jakers, I didn't cop the top half and the belt. That and the leg stance, she looks like she's one of the scarier female Gladiators.

[PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline]

Can someone explain Nicole's hair?

When I look at her time stands still.

[honeybeeridiculous]

Ooh that naked photo.put me off my indian,(meal, not man)

[IamInvisible]

How did she go out of her comfort zone? She does the same every week!

[ArbitraryUsername]

Out of your comfort zone? Wtf.

Do the judges think we'll just believe whatever shite they say?

[SuePurblybilt]

Looks like it's only a short step from HMP to HMS innit? In fact, why don't they combine her talents and bring back prison ships?

[directoroflegacy]

My eyes, my eyes!
I feel so bad that I was quite impressed by nanfucker's arse !!

Have always hated that Whitney Houston song.

[snice]

where is the rest of Nicole's hair? I genuinely don't understand how its done

[Raahh]

I like the drumming gorilla's on the duracell advert.

[ArbitraryUsername]

Nicole is hoping that her new haircut will get her free bus travel, I think.

What was her stylist thinking?

[IamInvisible]

I think it is rolled up and under Snice. Looks awful, however they've done it imo.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

It must be a wig, surely

[noddyholder]

Dinner lady does Butlins

[Raahh]

Sue - yy- sentencing people to 2 years, plus a nightly performance of Screwloose singing Whitney classics- that would be the ultimate deterrent.

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

Only just turned on. Who have I missed?

[ArbitraryUsername]

Wee barra and screw loose.

Luckily you missed a Whitney impersonation.

[ArbitraryUsername]

If you've done something really awful do you have to sit through 'my heart will go on' once a week, raahh?

[HoneyDragon]

Is that a giant cock tattoo?

[Raahh]

They should combine X Factor with Imasleb, and make them eat bugs whilst singing/sing for their inner.

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

Wee barra? Screw Loose? Who?

[ArbitraryUsername]

I was watching 'bad ink' last night. There was a woman with a large cock tattooed on her calve, with flames coming off it.

[Raahh]

Arbitrary- yes. Twice a day. You'd be beginning to go to solitary.

Meh really needs to forget her words. Who is this bloke? Are we supposed to feel sorry for her now?

Thuggo has anger issues?

[ArbitraryUsername]

You keep forgetting your words because you're too arrogant to learn them properly, love. HTH.

[thistlelicker]

Perhaps if they don't think they can handle the pressure they shud apply !! After all it's a singing contest! I wud be fumming if I went to a gig of hers and she forgot it

[snice]

they should have a giant comedy autocue on a giant roll of paper hand rolled by Nicole stage right