X FACTOR 16/11/2013- It's 'Great British Songbook' Week.

[Raahh]

...whatever that is supposed to mean.

And judging by the song choices, no-one else knows either.

At least no-one is doing 'Hey Jude'.

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 6

Hannah Barrett – Satisfaction

Luke Friend – Your Song

Nicholas McDonald – Someone Like You

Rough Copy – Viva La Vida

Sam Bailey – Something

Sam Callahan – Faith

Tamera foster – Diamonds Are Forever

LooseScrew should be doing 'Diamonds are Forever', surely??

But we have Adele- BINGO!

ICBINB is going to be in double denim, and rocking a fake guitar, isn't he?
(and it really is time he left).

Now I need to finish ds's unpacking. Although the hotel he stayed in, in Shanghai, did most of his washing- which was nice

Rough Copy I like. Not sure about the Coldplay though.

Moses used to be in DD1's martial arts class so I do try to be supportive.

up the Duffers

Why do they keep slapping their bellies? Have they had a bad prawn?

Ah now, let's have some perspective
NOTHING IS WORSE THAN COLDPLAY
As long as they don't bang all smugly in the talky bit to Dermie, we're one up on the original. And no danger of Gwynnie popping up to talk to us about raw food or parenting. So much better, on balance.

Their worst performance - and I love them. Coldplay??

Soulie roots!

I'd love to hear their explanation of the outfits every week.

The song was truly shite.

Arf ar Up The Duffers and the broken legs

that one in the white bomber is wearing pearlised pleather - that is classy

Souli Roots?? 'Can't afford it' Souli Roots??

Arf ar Up The Duffers and the broken legs

Louis's jacket looks like a mould experiment in a petri dish.

Great song choice??? I think this show has redefined 'great' to mean 'shite'.

Which is the one with the Visa issues? The one that looks like wesley snipes, the one with the 'Guess Who' style beard or the other one?

Arsey-arsey-arsey

Now there's a rallying cry I can get behind. Louis too, quite literally.

We'll remember joan. Because she'll be there in the audience in the first live show, having not had a non-retail career in the interim.

Arsey arsey....! Chanting fail!

T-shirts with pictures on!

Oh, ICBINB- this should be reliably shit then

That's what I think about Luke too.

guesswho stylee beard

I'm quite looking forward to taking DS1 to see catching fire.

Dermot O'Dreary is getting on my tits.

Can we send him & Brucie to Donkey Island!?

Arbitrary- I read that as you looking forward to seeing your Ds catch fire

I think even Dermott is struggling not to succumb to the apathy factor this year.