X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Did you see the evils she was giving the judges

CP as my mum would say 'you know what thought did..'

Ahhh, I always liked Abi. She's not a main stream pop princess but some of my fave singers like Emmy the great and Lily Flyn aren't pitch perfect.

Yup this time next year one of us will be served by a bitter till scanner wearing a crown of wilted daffodils.

Really think wish sausage had gone.. Two weeks in the bottom two... Ffs send her home!

I can see Abi wreaking revenge. Carrie style.

And in no way original, Dermot.

While I don't disagree that Joan is shit, but they do keep getting rid of the ones that I can actually remember. At this rate the final will be the blandest thing imaginable.

Poor duck. I hope she goes off to university and has a nice life.
None of this XF silliness and trauma

Do u think Miley Cyrus will twerk with bazzA

Miley Cyrus?

Miley Cyrus???

Bloody hell.

I thought Joan was at least dignified.

My rules: if you're in the bottom two weeks running you should be dropped through the stage.

It's actually no more than "Opportunity Knocks" (of my youth), is it? A load of rubbish with a really really really rare bit of excellence

Honey: I'm not actually planning on heading to Middlesbrough for my shopping.

Mingehead 'announced' it last week, Maryzed. As if it were a privilege . The whole final 12.
I am guessing he's picked a couple of them up to sign.

A treat in store, then.

Oh good. Miley I'm a big girl now Cyrus...

Oh look it's a warbling John Lewis advert

she will twerk at poor Dermie. He is dying inside just thinking about it-wondering if he can pull a sickie for next week too

JL ad

Ooh, I'm a Celebrity next week.
So that's my Sunday nights sorted.

Hi all

Thanks. Abi, so unique???? Was Dermot watching something different??

Sue:that is exactly the advice her parents should have given her this summer, before she went to the auditions.