X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

I'm missing Armageddon for this tripe !!!

This is Armageddon.

nooooooo
not Joan

naming her was my only ever moment of MN glory and I wanted to glory in it for much much longer as I can't tell anyone in RL

These ministry of sound ads... I think they've been releasing exactly the same album for the last decade or do. It seems no ones noticed.

Hope sausage goes i can't bear her
She resembles a basset hound

Bet keane love john Lewis.

I quite like them- loved spiralling.

James blunt however.....

The Actual Armageddon, thistle?
Nobody warned me. I have no bottled water in.

I'm going to make myself some chips. I would rung for a pizza but I'm broke.

BBC 3!!

Some great tunes though, better than this shower..

So will Shitsinger abstain from the vote?

If LouLou gets the deciding vote they'll have to knock 15 minutes off the News later

WHO is voting for I-can't-sing-for-shit-Sam? He is dreadful! He also looks like a large dwarf! I can't believe he got through again, crap

Nicole will abstain from voting and it will go to deadlock !!!!

Hmmm Yeah I can see how trying to explain Nanfucker would be difficult

There's only one thing weirder than Mrs Brown and that's Brendan O Carroll when he's not being Mrs Brown

Sing up love

Look at Sausage's face. Bet she cries before the end of the song!

Is this what she thinks will make the judges keep her?

I can sing better than this, and I am horribly tuneless.

Don't worry about a tune there, Abi love.

AWFUL

The ONLY market for Joan has to be Johnny Loulou's. Maybe she could tour them, to do the piped muzak.

Told you I was slow...
Bye Joan.

Well Shitsinger's boobs have certainly been released from the back-to-front swim suit tonight

Make her stop.