X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

At least pretend it's got a tune love

I'd have covered those knees

Sausage roll needs to wedge her eyes open

Raahh lol

I don't understand how she was ever considered good enough to be here. Total mystery.

Have only just figured out what this song is.
These Fey Pixie types should be prosecuted for crimes against melodies. The only thing I will say for her is that she's not been barefoot yet. Fair fucks to her for that.

She's snoring is more tuneful than this
( chucks remote)

Dull dull dull

Aw dry yer eyes hen!

and she never got to sit on a swing either....

She's the most wooden performer I've ever seen.

She doesn't even pull out a poo squat at the end... Just looks a but vacant and holds her hand up slightly.

What is this song? It's awful, done her no favours

Honestly, she looked like someone's cousin doing an embarrassing 'tribute' at their wedding. Painful hair.

She's shouting :-(

Maybe she'd have found the tune if shed taken her shoes off.

Jaysus, only properly clocked the outfit there.
Less a catsuit, more big game.

This is shite, too.

Hannah is better but her propensity to cry is tedious

You'd think being plucked from minimum wage hell to prime time television would please them but half the time they all look fucking miserable. Weird.

Whose idea was that jumpsuit?

Abi managed to make a ballad even more soporific.

I'm glad this is a d]save me song, not a real one- imagine what the stylists would do with it!

who chose that jumpsuit?

DH says it looks like a sack of piglets

Sausage is awful!

Is it snakeskin pleather?

The irony of this song whilst dressed in an outfit that makes you completely spherical is amusing me.