X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Has anyone seen my will to live? I had a minute ago

Was congratulating her legs but pleased to hear Ds (14) comment that she "looks like a witch"

Although, I do agree with the weird photoshop comment.

She was on Jonathan Ross last night and was actually quite entertaining.

Bloody repetitive isn't it?

It is crap. Obviously. Boring and crap at that.

Arbitrary

Your statement would be whole heartedly endorse by me in regards to any other human. Sadly I have Celine issues. She brings out all the festering bile I keep hidden in the dark pussy evil recesses of my soul.

The most exciting bit is that she looked as if she was shitting fire

I saw her in t'paper today (Mail shame, but in my defence it was in a caff) and she's been playing Vegas pretty much ft for three years. Fair fucks to her, but she's worth about £30m. When do you have enough?

Pustuled!!

She did come over really well on JR, she has a sense of humour.

Near, far,
Wherever you are
Just fuck off

@ Honey

Don't hold back there!

Well, I hate her too. I'd've been very happy for her never to release another single. In fact, I wish she hadn't bothered. It was like a horrible dion/enya crossover.

As if it wasn't enough she was on the show, she's now on the ads!

Trying to explain to DD1 &DD2 who Celine Dion is and why she's so rich & famous....not doing very well :/

The heart shaped fire look like its being emitted from Celines fanjo.

Seriously, thank the f... Someone is interested in rainforests whilst x factor dehydrates our brains

Maybe she just really likes playing Vegas...

If I had £30 million, I definitely would not work again.

I think inserting Lady GaGa into dogs vital organs is animal abuse

Honey's dark festering pussy

I'm not sure why she's so rich and famous. What on earth are you managing to tell them?