X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Gaga is a twat. There can be no other explanation.

Imagine trying to explain Little Mix.

What are they for ?

Maybe Celine's just fine when she doesn't sing. Alas she insists on doing so.

Maryz - don't you have Christmas over there?

Dd, Celine Dion sang at shit song, for a shit film, about a boat that sank because it was shit. It caused some sort of mass world wide insanity long before you were born. It's all over now, part from, sadly, the odd woman on TV with a firey fanjo.

Does that help?

Louis putting his full force behind Wee Jimmy there

TBF that Vegas gig is a total touch. Tiny theatre, on stage for about an hour. Done, hand over the big suitcase full of money.

Bazza deliberately mentioned everyone nearly except ICBINB

Maryz: you would have been utterly delighted with DS2 today in sainsbos. He wandered around in disgust saying, 'a reindeer. A reindeer! It's not Christmas yet. A Christmas pudding! Christmas pudding!...' It was hilarious.

Dermie is getting ropier, innit?
Last year for him I reckon

NOBBER KLAXON

It could well be dark and festering up there Sue, we never got definitive proof that all the legs fell out after the spider incident.

Grrrrrr it's Apeface

Robbie needs just for men ;-)

He just isn't Mickey bubble

I think I hate Robbie more than Celine though.

Dh said his hair looks like cruella de vils !!!

I would!

Sorry I can't help it!

I LOATHE Apeface. LOATHE with a DEADLY LOATHING.
He has given us the Gift of Pun tonight though. Is he Able Seaman or Master Bates? I wonder.

I hate this already.

It's BigBand week. I really miss Mickey Bubbles