X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Well, that was good.
Oh wait, it wasn't. It was shite.

Celine Dion was recorded t'other night, btw. She can't make it tonight!

Who are we betting on? I stand by Sausage and Kimbo in the bottom two.

@ X factor faking a 'live' guest

probably happens every week

There's definitely a stylists or two. You couldn't make people look this awful without some knowledge!

It is unfortunate when they keep putting Wee Jimmy Wanky in front of a lit big screen. The way the light shines through his ears...

Can someone please explain luke's trousers last night to me.

I can't stand Sam Bailey, I don't know why but she really grates on me.
Isn't she the favourite.
What future does she really have in the music business?

ICBINB and Sausage for me- although Bazza's 'none comments' may have back-fired and got him the sympathy vote.

And those crap dancers ... you know they hate you when you get given the crap dancers.

@ Wee Jimmy's translucent ears

I'm being a bit soft today. It's cos it's Remembrance Sunday, missing DH, I've been buying him bits and bobs to send him for Christmas so I'm feeling it a bit.

The steaming shit in the lift in Primark does make me giggle a bit though, especially if I think about DS2's reaction!

I think it's cruel that they let people like screw loose think that they actually have a future in the music business.

I fear Luke's trousers will remain forever inexplicable, Arbitrary.

Do you know, I really don't want to hear Celine Dion's new single.

Surely Louis has had his time on this show? How many more times can he say EXACTY the same thing?

I'm not a fan of Celine's voice, and is she stuck?

tbf, if Celine would step aside, Loose Screw could fill that gap in the market
Well, parts would spill over the space available, but you get the idea

Why is that woman on my telly? I like her not.

I am pleased to see she is not ageing well

If Jennifer Aniston and SJP were merged in a horrible Photoshop incident...

Well, you say not aging well. But I say, good on her for not going down the weird plastic face route. It's nice to see someone whose forehead moves on TV.

well this is dull. Be a shame if she caught fire...