X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Sharon can count to 5!!!

This I the second time I've seen this series of the xfactor:

It's dead surely?

What the fuck is Sharon on?

Could Louie get anymore lecherous and creepy?

WTF is Gary Barlow doing on there? Surely he doesn't need the money.

That group were excellent and clearly aren't amateurs. (BRIT school?)

This one singing now is badly miscast as the new only whatsiname

That is all

Shazza doesn'tmeanit.

Gazza can't be arsed to criticise it

Gary has let the side down

Damned with faint praise

And braces AU
Never forget the braces.

Arbitrary- that's why it's undone
Shazza seems baffled as to why he is still here

Haha. Gary's comments. They've obviously been told not to say anything mean, so that he doesn't get the sympathy vote.

Sharon with the A for effort (but no mention of talent) - Gary was ever graceful!

Lol at them all saying

"You have a lovely personality"

• Fred Astaire wasn't famous for his singing, really!

Odd flattened ears though pinned back

Like a little distressed whippet

Thank you? Um for what? They said nothing lol

Gary knows it was tripe!!!!

The judges have given up.
Damned with faint praise

Respect for getting up there? Bit mean from Gary. As if sam c would say I can't go up. The rest are too good

Stop calling him little man it's creepy!

He's no worse than Ollie murrs!

If XF is all about the orchestra and real music and talent, why don't they give some proper musicians the work and have them in every week?
Could lose the backing tracks and the autotune. Just fancy.

Yeah, or 'suspenders' in shitsinger's not checking what stuff is actually called in this country world.

He looks like the plucky working class kid in a crap film set in the Great Depression USA, but with a glittery bow tie as a scarf.

He got the biggest cheer!