X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

wtf eyebrows!!!!!

I'm not doing it again. I need new stories. The lesbian bar will have to do.

He's got the laydeez this week.

His vocal is really weak.

And an undone glittery bow tie. But with a collarless shirt, bizarrely.

He just doesn't have any real voice does he?

Its not even karaoke.

Sam looks like one of the boy Mini Pops. Seriously looks about 7.

sue black tie undone. . Just waiting for the key change now

Hole in the balls?

BINGO on the costume.
He is dreadful.

Fuck me, he has been coated with ronseel

kick in the head...tempting...

I am claiming that undone tie as a win

Drunk Dad dancing and drunk Mum karaoke
All put together in one annoying package.

I've been to see the tour 3 times

Too much wine here too, glanced up briefly and thought those blue feathers were monsters inc outfits hic

Gary is gonna tear him to bits

sue rightfully claimed!

You life is going to be ...... Butlins special weekends.

This is appalling- he makes Twee Joan sound like a torch singer.

But, but, what were the stylists thinking? Undone bow tie and collarless shirt makes no sense at all.

Gary is rubbing his hands with glee...

Gotta say I think he pulled it off tonight! I quite liked it!!!

That was utter shite

And he's also gone for the Hitler Yoof hair. Some odd choices tonight.
He's like a little Olly Murs.