X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Do you think dermot gets bored of saying all the same things every week?

Lives - because it's the end. The cheers are relief.

Thanks maryz thought so :)

Fair point!! I actually feel relieved it's over... So, same time tomorrow?

Missed abi's squinting then. It seems her eyes can't tolerate contacts, so they just sent her on blind. Shame she didn't fall off a plinth or something. ... Unless she did? (Hopeful)

DS has just come in from the other room, working hard on the computer and said 'oh it's finished, what a bonus, makes my ears bleed'

I am calling Kimbo and Sausage in the bottom two

Just pissed myself at little Crood, with his ankle flappers, shoulder pads and Miami Vice sleeves doing scat.

Hannah to go home as she irritates me

Rough copy win the night!

And at rough copy he said 'why are they dressed as pimps

Same time tomorrow!

Bottom 2 predictions- Joan and ICBINB?

Sausage and Tamehra are my two

or Sausage and ICBINB- because Sausage is just samey.

Having seen the recap, ICBINB was definitely not as bad as some of the others.

Please tell me Joan fell off a plinth or bumped into something. If not, I'll just have to pretend she did. Because that would be much more entertaining than her actually singing.

Kimberly and Hannah for my two!

Whaaaaaaaaaaa'??? Where did the bit where they tell them that one of them is shite in the sing off tomorrow go???

it's my favourite bit

They stopped it!

They're released her and Andrea Voice into the wild, to see who can make it home.

I can say that you see, cos I am a proper blurry squinter myself. Or I would be going to All the Hells.

We never did get an explanation for scrapping the flash vote

This Fred never fails to make me chuckle! Shame I can't have

ICBINB will be in till the end just like Nanfucker was last year.
There is no accounting for the taste of the GBP.

I'm a proper blurry squinter too, that's why I know it would be hilarious.

Maybe they're thinking that a spin off series off Joan and Andrea stumble around without their specs on in increasingly ludicrous situations might be their only hopes for a non-morrison's career.

That dress isn't doing anything for Caroline Flack

Sausage is not appealing as a personality and I think she and Tamehra split a vote
Kimbo is just inexplicable and I think the scat thing will have lost him the Nans
The Yoof are voting for ICBINB and Joan and The Duffers.