X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

Has she had a makeover? Very, er, masculine...

Taylor swift / Gary from snow patrol is not an obvious combo.

Is this supposed to be good? Fuck me.

That is one terrible tattoo.

Lets hope the marriage lasts or happens in the first place

Swifty sounds likes she needs a strepsil !!!

Raahh. It would be worth it for the fallout fireworks.

Sue!

I think my ears have gone funny, what's that noise?

Is Taylor Swift on a Make Me Credible campaign, with all these duets with indie angst-ers?
Blimes though but she looks skinny.

Oh, that was someone else. Was Taylor stuck in that bush crying to get out? This doesn't sound good.

This is ear-scratching shite.

Who is Taylor going out with this week? It's hard to keep track.

This is a bit dull. Sorry Gary.

I am so glad I was on last years thread as the nick names must be baffling to newcomers. Maybe we could as mn to add them to the acronyms section

I think this one is too old for her ;-)

There isn't really enough music to work with Gary's voice here. He's got the kind of voice where you know he definitely wrote his own songs rather than was patronised by a co-writer who is skilled at pretending the good ideas are his.

Say- Fireworks, yes- make up for a lack of hallowe'en theme

He doesn't seem able to hold a tune too well......

They sound like a duo available for weddings and funerals. Mainly funerals.

Ooh and he's poo squatting.

Small ones.

Constipation squats.

Snow patrol have taken the x factor dollar before.

Can we have a catchy bit please?

I quite like Taylor Swift.

Gary looks a bit jowly innit?
And bless the pair of them. Lost in the Pointless Forest, dressed to stage a raid on the Crown Jewels, cat burglar style.