X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

Sassy walk...

'when i worked at the prison'?
Do we think Loose Screw has given up the day job?

I tell you what, makeup is a wonderful thing.

Ooh, she can sing can't she?

She's so much slimmer than that awful frock made her look last week

She is also the only person who can really sing

I wouldn't massage Shazza's face too hard it might slide off

We started watching this an hour after it started. An entire hour. And we've caught it up.

Fucking hell she suddenly looks much thinner? In a week????

She looks good.

I like Sam as well. I think she looks fab tonight!

this is one of my guilty pleasure songs-I love belting this out

She's like a little Nanfucker.
Is that a catsuit?

The dancers have forgotten their trousers!

Sorry. I really do want to like her, but it IS Jayne MacDonald.

She's selling the ass off that, isn't she?

Only thing is, I keep thinking Madam Jo Jos.

I'm going to get me some glittery side-strips. They do wonders apparently.

I see Nicole is still swinging her arms about doing the sitting dance. What the fuck is up with her????

She is all Look at me me me me me me!!!

This is like my theme tune to my kids

I want Sharon to take me to that spa. Has she actually had lipo?

I think she was the best of the night.

Oh god, is anyone else wanting her to catch a bit of ticker tape in her lucky gap?

She's like a not-so-little Adele with that barnet

That was good

PERFORMER Barry, you ARSEHAT.

god Madame Jo Jos : those were the days. I once got my toes squished by Kenny Everett on the dancefloor

Can you get Lipo in a week? wonder where else Sharon took her