X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

As a mum of an 18 year old son, I just want to say don't do X Factor, Come and give your mum a hug.

Pelvic thrusting on roller boots.

Impressive.

His voice is ok but he's so little.

Who are these roller skating people?

Bless was that Chico I saw roller booting in the background? Nice to see he's still getting work there

Nice to see the short dancers getting some work though

I'm slightly disappointed.

I can never get over how small he is. He'd come up to DS2's knees!

£9 baileys? How have I not heard this! I knnew I should have started shopping at morrisons!

getting a bit pervy there sharon be careful love!!

NO WE DON'T NEED NORTY LITTLE BOY! NO!

Can I say on behalf of the world, we do NOT want to see more of his Naughty.
No.

God yes the lyrics are drastically inappropriate for a practically jail bait teenager

And he's got no personality

Did you see Nicole sulking and twisting her hair?

What is Nicole on?

And what is on Nicole?

Has she stolen Beyoncé's hair?

Nicole wants to rock with him all night. Oh dear.

Hes better than 95% of the acts we've seen so far tonight.

Lucky that Shazza has a roomy pocket, innit?

He hasn't got the X factor, he's got the personality of a lump of coal!

Evem get down there - it's £9 for a litre - total bargain :)

Sausage comin' up
Brace yersels for pleather.

I think I actually HATE Nicole!

Does she think she is the Nigella of Xfactor,

She is seriously fucked up in the head. She needs to watch herself back after the show and learn to shut the fuck up next week.

Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!! Cannot cope with anyomore Nicole!!!

Is being completely deranged a necessary part of the job to be a judge on this?