X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

They make me homesick for south london

I like Rough Copy too.
And Tamera.
But it's so not in the spirit of the thread.
Bring on Joan.
I need someone to mock.

I am really looking toward to Abi does disco

its like watching an episode of Casualty where they build up to the big car crash with a few minor shunts. Joan must be shitting herself

Poor Joan. It's not her fault she's not sixteen

Adding my like to Rough Copy - haven't really got them before but can see what everyone is going on about now

I think it's all the synchronised swinging hips and pleather and bouncing..

Mind you when Kingsland road do synchronised hip swinging it makes my ovaries scream and hide behind my kidneys.

I think they bully Louis

Basic

Oh dear god, Lidl have jumped on the shit breathy copies of rock tripe bandwagon

In related news, Abi!

Bet she cries.

Stop snivelling

There was a thread on hear a couple of weeks ago suggesting running up the stairs every advert break? Anyone up for this with me ?

I can't stand her.

Rough Copy the crotch clutchers

I have watched this just for this moment.. Go Joan!

So she's singing it slow then yes?

Oh god this is it. John Lewis ad.

No no no

I predict another 'stripped back' coming up.

evem - I tidy three things in the ad breaks, usually. Not in XF tho, too much bitching to be done. Can't spare the time.

Has Nicole got a coldsore on her bottom lip?

Ow ow ow