X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

He is wearing a plirt

lol @ leaflets

why is he wearing a skirt? he is going to get battered by the croydon massive, he can never go home again, ooh just seen pleather shorts on the other one WTF??

Is he wearing a pleated skirt?

So practical though. Perfect for netball, and wipe-clean.

It's quite a feat to have that many notes and not one of them be right.

Not a patch on Weird Al Yankovich

Ooh the obligatory key change.
Shame they weren't singing in tune to the first one to start with.

Why have they slowed every song down? It's just boring.

Well that was about as original as ....well, there was nowt original about that.

Well if I wasn't embarrassed about coming from Croydon, I am now!

so next week I'm hoping for Bucks Fizz style de-skirting, to reveal pleather short shorts.

Faultless? That's why you got 4% in the judge who might be talking any sense vote, Louis.

Rough Copy.

Please come back when you are
The Finished Article.

Sue

Nobody is asking you that, Bazza, nobody!

I'm pretty sure I've seen Stephen Fry in that skirt

or did I dream it

their weakness is they carn't bloody sing

Hey???

Well, it's worse than that Raahh. Because they'll still just be a copy even if they do a final draft.

Actually, what it's all about is finding the right bloody note, you dipshit.

Sharon is either on drugs or pissed ...but who can blame her for needing some kind of crutch to sit through this shit ..

What was the poor child called? Zero?

These post-performance interviews make Steven Gerard look like Noel Coward.